je we ni chotara...?

ummu kulthum · Aug 7, 2012

mi ni chotara nimezaliwa na mama mndengereko na baba mnyakyusa nimetokea chotara.nitajazaa na platozoom mtoto atakayezaliwa atakuwa ni chotara.hiki kizazi tulichonacho ni cha machotara au vip?if yes like it,if no comment 9ce 9t 2 all.

matumbo · Aug 7, 2012

ummu kulthum said:
mi ni chotara nimezaliwa na mama mndegoreko na baba mnyakyusa nimetokea chotara.nitajazaa na platozoom mtoto atakayezaliwa atakuwa ni chotara.hiki kizazi tulichonacho ni cha machotara au vip?if yes like it,if no comment 9ce 9t 2 all.

Konda alikuwa amekasirika sana,abiria mmoja alikuwa kakataa kulipa nauli ya gari akisisitiza ati ye ni mwanafunzi wakati kila mtu aliona ni mtu mzima.

Konda kwa hasira akamtoa jamaa nje wakaanza kupigana nae,abiria alipoona anapigwa akaanza kukimbia.

Konda akamfukuza,mwishowe abiria akaingia kwenye shimo konda alipofika pale akakuta hawezi kuingia kwa shimo,kwa kisirani alichokuwa nacho akaamua amkojolee humo humo kwenye shimo.

Alipomaliza wamama wa kiswahili waliokuwa karibu wakaanza kumchocha konda "Mnyee huyo...ndio siku nyingine asirudie mkunyie humo ndani!!"

Konda akavua suruali akalenga lile shimo na kuachilia kitu.Hapo ndio aliposikia sauti ya hasira ya mkewe ikifuatwa na makofi "Pumbavu! Mshenzi wewe balaa gani umefanya hii!!"
Konda alipozinduka toka usingizini akakuta amekunya kitandani!!"

Wajad · Aug 7, 2012

Nadhani chotara inahusika na "mmatumbi" na "mgobachor" tu na sio mmatumbi kwa mmatumbi.

Kongosho · Aug 7, 2012

mnyee mnyeee, ha ha haha

King’asti · Aug 7, 2012

Na watoto wenu mnalelea fesibuku! Matokeo yake kiinglish hawajui, kilugha holaa, kiswahili hamuna, wanaandika ile lugha ya xana na hacra!

King Kong III · Aug 7, 2012

Haaa mashambeshombeeee beibe!

ummu kulthum · Aug 7, 2012

King Kong III said:
Haaa mashambeshombeeee beibe!

eeeeh bwana inafanana na chotara

ummu kulthum · Aug 7, 2012

Wajad said:
Nadhani chotara inahusika na "mmatumbi" na "mgobachor" tu na sio mmatumbi kwa mmatumbi.

hapo ni utata tofauti ni ukabila au utaifa?

ummu kulthum · Aug 7, 2012

Kongosho said:
mnyee mnyeee, ha ha haha

du! afadhali ndogo kubwa balaa wng

Mamndenyi · Aug 7, 2012

hata ukizaa watoto nje ya ndoa ni machotara vile vile.

ummu kulthum · Aug 7, 2012

King'asti said:
Na watoto wenu mnalelea fesibuku! Matokeo yake kiinglish hawajui, kilugha holaa, kiswahili hamuna, wanaandika ile lugha ya xana na hacra!

hiyo ni kweli kabisa yaan mtu anaweza akuandikie sms ya kiswahili ukaambulia patupu kwa aibu unaenda hewani maaana huelewi, na hii sijui tuiteshe?

ummu kulthum · Aug 7, 2012

matumbo bor kidogo kikubwa kinautata

Kaunga · Aug 7, 2012

babu Zambia, babu mwingine Rwanda, bibi Uganda, bibi mwingine TZ nikazaliwa Mnyamwezi.

ummu kulthum · Aug 7, 2012

Mamndenyi said:
hata ukizaa watoto nje ya ndoa ni machotara vile vile.

hilo nalo neno wng!ingekuwa uarabuni mawe yangetakuwa mengi

ummu kulthum · Aug 7, 2012

Kaunga said:
babu Zambia, babu mwingine Rwanda, bibi Uganda, bibi mwingine TZ nikazaliwa Mnyamwezi.

bonge la megamix kwa hiyo we ni chotara?

Little Angel · Aug 7, 2012

King'asti said:
Na watoto wenu mnalelea fesibuku! Matokeo yake kiinglish hawajui, kilugha holaa, kiswahili hamuna, wanaandika ile lugha ya xana na hacra!

Hahaaa,dah hiyo kali. mtoto anakua yupoyupo tu hashiki moja wala mbili. tuna kazi kweli kipindi hiki

ummu kulthum · Aug 7, 2012

Little Angel said:
Hahaaa,dah hiyo kali. mtoto anakua yupoyupo tu hashiki moja wala mbili. tuna kazi kweli kipindi hiki

kizazi cha .com kimetuadhiri vibaya mno ivi tutafika kweli?

CharmingLady · Aug 7, 2012

me .5! hahaa

ummu kulthum · Aug 7, 2012

charminglady said:
me .5! hahaa

kizazi kipya hiki si unaona alivyoandika babu haelewi kabisaa

amiride · Aug 7, 2012

King'asti said:
Na watoto wenu mnalelea fesibuku! Matokeo yake kiinglish hawajui, kilugha holaa, kiswahili hamuna, wanaandika ile lugha ya xana na hacra!

Na wewe ni mmojawapo ungekuwa hujui hiyo lugha usingeandika

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