BALAA: KUMBE WANAUME WA KIISLAM WAMERUHUSIWA KUINGILIANA KIMWILI
Surah An Nisaai 21. Na mtachukuaje na ilhali mmekwisha ingiliana nyinyi kwa nyinyi, na wao wanawake wamechukua kwenu ahadi iliyo madhubuti?
HUU SI NDIO ULIBERIA HUUU
KUMBE YESU ALIKUA MSENG.E 😎😎😎😎😎
I truly believe that Jesus of
Nazareth was not a straight man
and there are plenty of facts to
prove it. Thats right, the man who
died for your sins may very well
have been a homosexual.
1. The son of God, a man that
had the power to surround
himself with hundreds of
women choose 12 men to
hang out with. 12 MALE
Apostles.
2. These 12 men all went by their full names. Nathaniel,
Phillip, Andrew, Mathew, Thomas and so on. This is
something that gay men are notorious for. If Judas was
into vagina he would have gone by Jud. Mathew would
have been Matt and Thomas would have been Tom.
3. His first miracle of turning water into wine. Please,
wine?! A straight male would have made that shit a Bud
Light and called it a day. But Jesus had class and taste,
he converted that H2O into Sauvignon Blanc Jerusalem
Valley 26 AD. Poof!
4. History states that he was a craftsman until the age
of 30. Some say that this translates into a carpenter. But
for the sake of my theory I am saying that a
craftsman was really an interior designer.
5. He was 30 and not married and in those days people
probably got married at 15.
6. He preached the importance of charity and loving one
another. Powerful straight men start wars and pay for
sex while their wives are at home with the kids.
7. Jesus had the power to do anything that he wanted. If
this man were a heterosexual male, the wrecker of
everything scared he would have created a machine
gun or the stock market. But the son of God, Jesus of
Nazareth, used his heavenly power to heal the sick and
give vision to the blind.
8. Mathew 14-22 jesus love being massaged in his buttock