Jamaa apata maradhi baada ya kwenda '' zizini''

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aiseeee
astghafullilah
ha ha ha yanayofanyika vyumbani jamani yabake huko huko
nayeye hajui kuwa nnya inatabia ya kubabua?

Amu mrembo kama wewe kutamka neno nnya inaharibu taswira yako mamii,bora ungesema ukoko au fenesi mamii,yaani unatumia neno posh,kwa mfano posh ya farting(kujamba) ni flatulating,au posh word for toilet ni washroom,au posh word for fucking ni mating.

 

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mie mwanaume akinipanulia nimzizini sikubali lazima nimsokomeze halafu hanioni tena inakuwa baibaiiiiiiii nitolee hiyo


mtu anajipanuliaaaa tu na lingine linaingiza mdomo wake sijui ulimi wake
khaaaa ukute hajachamba vizurii sasa

Daah mrembo,umerudia tena?

 

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mie mwanaume akinipanulia nimzizini sikubali lazima nimsokomeze halafu hanioni tena inakuwa baibaiiiiiiii nitolee hiyo


mtu anajipanuliaaaa tu na lingine linaingiza mdomo wake sijui ulimi wake
khaaaa ukute hajachamba vizurii sasa

Kwanza siku hhizi mademu wengi wanapendauzungu,yaani mwendo wa kutumia toilet tissues.unakuta peanut butter imetapakaa pote,yaani unaweza kutengeneza sandwich kwa mzigo uliopo,anyway nafikiri wengine wanapandisha mizuka yao wakisikia harufu ya ze nyambaz au ze bunyoz au vipi?

 

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aiseeee
astghafullilah
ha ha ha yanayofanyika vyumbani jamani yabake huko huko
nayeye hajui kuwa nnya inatabia ya kubabua?

Mrembo,mbona tigo hazibabuki?

 

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Huyu amu mbona anashadadai anaonekana nae akamuliwa tigo,ila mwisho unakuja atakua anavaa empers

Daaah wewe umemumulia Amu leo,basi msamehe bro,maana ana bunyo la maana.

 

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halafu wewe unanitafutaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???
nakuuliza unataka nikuingize karot kwenye vidole??
usinileteee usengery naona hii id umemfungulia amu pole sana kijana.
Njoo nikupe bwana angalau akuweke sawa

Basi mrembo,coz ukimuingizia carrot kwenye naniliu itakuwa balaa,na huyo bwana atapata zambi mamii.

 

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heheheeeeeeee!!kuna binadamu wachrrrrrrrrrraf
ananyonya njia ya nnya kabsaaaaa ptuuuuu,akome kabisa!!

Wewe mrembo leo umepotea kabisaaa,bora ungesema ananyonya maji taka,kutaja nnya inakushusha mamii we mtoto wa gate kali,ujue nakujua kindembe ndembe,tena wazazi wako ni waheshimiwa au unabisha?

 

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Default Re: TIGO mbona inakuwa maarufu sana siku hizi?

Acheni uongo amu unatoa tigo na huyo anayesema sondo lake kubwa pia anatoa kama amu unabisha ni PM nikupe ushahidi

Daah hii inasomwaje sasa?

 

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Napitaaa tyuu ,

 

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Duh,hii kali!!

Kama sumu ya panya.

 

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Thread za kifirauni kama hizi zina wachangiaji kibao!

Kama kaziiiii,si unajua ile chimbo ina asali ya nzi.

 

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Aisee niliwai kwenda huko 'zizini' ... Niliisi mdomo unanuka mwezi mzima

Basi mamii,usitoe siri za mmeo bhana.

 

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Mnashauriwa ukitoka chooni unawe mikono kwa maji na sabuni maana yake ni kuzuia wadudu wasisafiri kwenda kinywani kupitia usafiri wa mikono yako. Sasa huyu jamaa amewafanyia hawa wadudu shuttle express.

Clostridium difficile colitis or pseudomembranous colitis is colitis (inflammation of the large intestine) resulting from infectionwith Clostridium difficile, a spore-forming bacterium.[1] It causes an infectious diarrhea called C. difficile associated diarrhea(CDAD). Latent symptoms of Clostridium difficile infection (CDI) often mimic some flu-like symptoms and may mimic disease flare-ups in people with inflammatory bowel disease–associated colitis.[2] C. difficile releases toxins that may cause bloating and diarrhea, with abdominal pain, which may become severe.

The colitis is thought to occur when this bacterium replaces normal gut flora that has been compromised, usually following antibiotic treatment for an unrelated infection. The disturbance of normal healthy bacteria may provide C. difficile an opportunity to overrun the intestinal microbiome.[3] It is a type of antibiotic-associated diarrhea.

Often, mild cases of CDI may be treated by discontinuing the offending antibiotics. More serious cases require targeted antibiotic treatment. Relapses of CDI have been reported in up to 20% of cases.[4] C. difficile infection is a growing problem in health care facilities, killing approximately 29,000 people in the United States in

Salute kwako mrembo kwa kutoa darasa,tatizo tukiishaingia faragha na ugwadu full tank tunajistukia tuko kwenye uchizi fulani,yaani full mzuka ila tukimaliza tendo ndio akili inarudi normal mamii.

 

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Kwanza siku hhizi mademu wengi wanapendauzungu,yaani mwendo wa kutumia toilet tissues.unakuta peanut butter imetapakaa pote,yaani unaweza kutengeneza sandwich kwa mzigo uliopo,anyway nafikiri wengine wanapandisha mizuka yao wakisikia harufu ya ze nyambaz au ze bunyoz au vipi?

Mkuu full mzuka kusikia na minyampo ikirindima tra tra traaaa traaaa ta ta ta ta,pyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ftu ftuuuuuuuuu,hapo ulimi unazunguka kama fan ya mezani.

 

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Vijana tuachane na hii tabia mpya ya kwenda "zizini"(zizi la ngombe).Kuna jamaa alikua anasema anaenda sana "zizini" lakini asa hv ukimchek mdomo una mapele ya kutosha.
N.B kwenda "zizini"---kulamba mk..ndu. Kunaitwa zizini kwa kuwa kuna mavi.
na kwenda "chumvini"--kulamba uk..:

Usijali mkuu,mimi tayari nimegundua neno posh kwa ajili ya mk..ndu,yaani tunaita MKAINDA halafu K..MA tunaita KAIMA,hapo hakuna ban tena w

hahahah wewe kuna wababa wanapenda kudumbukiza vidole huko kisha wananusa wengine hata kulamba hahaha kuna mabazazi na mafirauni wengi humu duniani hahaha ngoja ninyamaze maana ............

Mulhat inaonesha wewe una experince hiyo baada ya man wako kugusa huko na kunusa,hiyo hufanya mpenzi wako akupende zaidi,yaani ina utamu saaana wakati mb.. imo ndani,yaani ni kama kachumbari kwenye pilau au tomato sauce kwenye chips mayai au vipi.

 

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Nasikia kama mdada anagawa sana unapata hiyo makitu ila kama ur the only fish in her river huumwi! Sio kila dem mnalamba tuu kutaka kuonyesha ufundi sijui mapenzi ya dhat wengine hawastahili upendo huo!

Sawa Mkuu,inaweza kuwa kweli lakini sio TZ,hiyo itakuwa kule kwenu Rwanda bhana eboo.

 

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ni kweli wahy myu uende zizini kwa demu usiyemuamini

Hakuna cha kumuamini demu wala nini,ukipeleka ulimi wako na pua kule unaweza kuvugumiziwa shuzi la maharage na nyama mpaka ukazimia,tena bora demu ajambe kutokea kwenye papuchi kuliko kwenye mkainda,maana ni full green gas ambayo inaweza kuwasha tv kwa lisaa limoja,halafu wakati mwingine shuzi linakuja na cheche kama za welding,ndio maana wanaume wengi utawakuta na vipele vyeusi kwenye pua siku hizi za digital,hii inasababishwa na short circuit ya mkainda na kaima vikigusana sababu kaima ni positive na mkainda ni negative,kale ka ngozi katikati yao huzidiwa na ukali wa umeme.

 

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Brother We Unaonekana Ni Expert Je Inababua Kama Maj Ya Betr Au Kama Mafuta Ya Moto

Mkuu,huyo sio brother bhana,huyo ni mrembo Amu anaependeza kama aonekanavyo ana ze bunyoz au ze nyambaz ya kushangiliwa na kupewa tuzo,tumuheshimu bhana,maana iko siku tutaisifia mvua na itatunyeshea Mkuu.

 

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Mulhat mrembo,wewe ni mrembo tena saana nakujua mpaka kwenu Ujiji Kigoma,kwa nini unaweka avatar za kiume mamii,mwisho tutafikiri una kinu cha kusaga wenzio bhana.

 

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Mods mmelala????

Kwa hiyo wewe unapenda saana wanajamii wenzio wapigwe ban au siyo?,kama umekwazika si ukojoe ukalale?