Mgirik
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Mkuu bado uko hai ? Nilijua tayar uko mochwari
Mkuu bado uko hai ? Nilijua tayar uko mochwariUNANISIKITISHA AANA NA UNANISIKITISHA KWELIKWELI DADA..UNATUAIBISHA WANAWAKE WENZIO DADA..
HUONI MAKOSA KATIKA MAAMUZI YAKO?
HUNA NDUGU WAKO WA UKOO WANAOKUHESHIMU?
HATA KAMA UNATAFUTA PESA AU MUME SIO KWA NAMNA HII AISEE!
MUNGU AKUSAIDIE.
nshakufa..ila nimekuja na smartfone yangu huku..Mkuu bado uko hai ? Nilijua tayar uko mochwari
Namba 4,5 na 10 zimenivunja mbavu zangu, lol.INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.
[emoji778]1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
[emoji778]2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
[emoji778]3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
[emoji778]4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
[emoji778]5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
[emoji778]6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
[emoji778]7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
[emoji778]8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
[emoji778]9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
[emoji778]10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal )
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WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST ?
dont take everything serious gal,UNANISIKITISHA AANA NA UNANISIKITISHA KWELIKWELI DADA..UNATUAIBISHA WANAWAKE WENZIO DADA..
HUONI MAKOSA KATIKA MAAMUZI YAKO?
HUNA NDUGU WAKO WA UKOO WANAOKUHESHIMU?
HATA KAMA UNATAFUTA PESA AU MUME SIO KWA NAMNA HII AISEE!
MUNGU AKUSAIDIE.
KhaaaEmbu i-zoom tuone vizuri
Hujambo mtoto mzuri?Khaaa
unasema hivo sababu hmjui mtoa mada...pia picha ni yeye halisi na huku uraiani tunamjua ni nani ila tumeamua tu kukaa kimya.dont take everything serious gal,
you will destroy your healthy, lol
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Tafadhali soma na usitanie Mungu amekuona unasumbuka na kitu fulani na amesema matatizo yote yameisha, na anakuja ktk njia yako na kukubariki na kama unaamini watumie watu sms hii na usitanie haya ni majaribu, na Mungu atakutengenezea vitu viwili vikubwa leo unavyovipenda kama unaamin acha vitu vyako vyote unavyovifanya na tuma hii sms kwa watu 25 kwa dakika 30 halafu utaona kesho ni cku nzuri ktk maisha yako.Kwa mama palishapendeza siku nyingi,unapoteza bahati!
Dah!!Usidanganyike siku hizi watu wanavaa pampas
salama salminUmeamka salama?
Nani mtoto shika adabu yakoHujambo mtoto mzuri?
Sitaki kushika adabu.. nataka kushika naniliuuu.........Nani mtoto shika adabu yako
HeheheeSitaki kushika adabu.. nataka kushika naniliuuu.........