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- Nov 20, 2010
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Hello, this is daddy.
Is mummy near the phone?. A voice on the
other end answered;
No daddy, she is upstairs
in the bedroom with Uncle Paulinus.
After a brief pause the Caller said; but my
daughter,
you don't have any Uncle called
Paulinus.
I do, he is upstairs in the bedroom with
mummy right now.
The Man said; Uh okay then, this is what I
want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom
door and tell
mummy that daddy’s car
has just arrived at
the gate. The little girl replied; Okay daddy just
a minute.
A while later the little girl
came back to the
phone and said; Daddy, i have done it. The
Man asked; What happened?.
The little girl replied; Mummy got scared and
jumped out of
the bed naked. She ran
round the room
screaming, tripped over and knocked her
head on
the staircase, now she is not moving
anymore.
The Man asked; What about Uncle Paulinus?.
The little girl replied; He jumped
out through the window into the swimming
pool.
I guess he did not
know that you had emptied the water last
week. He hit the bottom and I think he is
dead.
The Man said;
swimming pool, but we don’t have a
swimming
pool o!.
Is this 0722989564?.
The girl replied; No, this is 0729000014.
The Man apologised and ends the call; Sorry,
wrong number.
Is mummy near the phone?. A voice on the
other end answered;
No daddy, she is upstairs
in the bedroom with Uncle Paulinus.
After a brief pause the Caller said; but my
daughter,
you don't have any Uncle called
Paulinus.
I do, he is upstairs in the bedroom with
mummy right now.
The Man said; Uh okay then, this is what I
want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom
door and tell
mummy that daddy’s car
has just arrived at
the gate. The little girl replied; Okay daddy just
a minute.
A while later the little girl
came back to the
phone and said; Daddy, i have done it. The
Man asked; What happened?.
The little girl replied; Mummy got scared and
jumped out of
the bed naked. She ran
round the room
screaming, tripped over and knocked her
head on
the staircase, now she is not moving
anymore.
The Man asked; What about Uncle Paulinus?.
The little girl replied; He jumped
out through the window into the swimming
pool.
I guess he did not
know that you had emptied the water last
week. He hit the bottom and I think he is
dead.
The Man said;
swimming pool, but we don’t have a
swimming
pool o!.
Is this 0722989564?.
The girl replied; No, this is 0729000014.
The Man apologised and ends the call; Sorry,
wrong number.