Im coming!


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Teacher: what's wrong?
Johnny : our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every nyt my dad asks if I'm sleeping,
I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye
Teacher: 2nyt wen ur dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.
The following morning Johnnys teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.
Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?
Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping....... I shut up an kept dead still.
Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, Mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises.
Then my dad asked my mum, "R u coming?"
Mum said, "Yes I'm coming, r u coming too?" Dad answered: "Yes".
They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,
I'm coming too
 

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