I hate SHIKAMOOO.....!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mtambuzi]

Naomba niwe mkweli, siipendi hii salaam kama nini, yaani nikikutana na binti akiniamkia Shikamoo natamani nimtwange makwenzi ujinga umtoke,

Sipendi mambo ya kuzeeshana kabisa mimi.

 

[Mtambuzi]

Tena nyie kina Nivea, Lisa, Neylu, Mrembo by Nature, @FP, Chauro, Kipipi, snowhite, Madame B, MadameX, mwaJ, Swts amu mnikome kabisa sitaki Shikamoo zenu

 

[Judgement]

Ungependa usalimiweje?

 

[Gody]

Naomba niwe mkweli, siipendi hii salaam kama nini, yaani nikikutana na binti akiniamkia Shikamoo natamani nimtwange makwenzi ujinga umtoke,

Sipendi mambo ya kuzeeshana kabisa mimi.

si unamvi wewe au!!
Aaaaahaa wewe ndo fataki yule kwenye radio!!

 

[Mtambuzi]

Ungependa usalimiweje?

Ningependa wanisalimu hivi: "Habari za saa hizi kaka......!"

 

[snowhite]

Tena nyie kina Nivea, Lisa, Neylu, Mrembo by Nature, @FP, Chauro, Kipipi, snowhite, Madame B, MadameX, mwaJ, Swts amu mnikome kabisa sitaki Shikamoo zenu

af we mzee!
nimekumbuka ile juzi nilikuamkia ukanijibu
''we binti unataka kuninyima nini''
ngoja nikuitie babangu mkorofi Mwita Maranya umueleze uliukuwa na maana gani

 

[The Don]

Kwa sisi wa kiume ruksa?

 

[Mtambuzi]

af we mzee!
nimekumbuka ile juzi nilikuamkia ukanijibu
''we binti unataka kuninyima nini''
ngoja nikuitie babangu mkorofi Mwita Maranya umueleze uliukuwa na maana gani

Hata uwaite kina cacico, King'asti, MwanajamiiOne, Paloma, Asnam, Zion Daughter wala sitishiki.....

 

[Mtambuzi]

Kwa sisi wa kiume ruksa?

Tena wanaume ndio sipendi kabisaa, hapa kazini kuna jamaa moja lina mwili mkubwa kila siku linaniamkia SHIKAMOO Mzee, huwa namwangalia tu wala simjibu

 

[snowhite]

Hata uwaite kina cacico, King'asti, MwanajamiiOne, Paloma, Asnam, Zion Daughter wala sitishiki.....

na Mama Ngina jeee?nae nimwite

 

[Bishanga]

Ungependa usalimiweje?

Mambo Mtambuzi?
Au hi dad?

 

[snowhite]

Ningependa wanisalimu hivi: "Habari za saa hizi kaka......!"

hhahahaahahhhhh kaka uwe weeweeee?
na Nicas Mtei je tumwite nani?

 

[Arabela]

Message sent and delivered hataki jaman kupewa shkamoo. Habari ya asubuhi kaka Mtambuzi

 

[Mtambuzi]

Message sent and delivered hataki jaman kupewa shkamoo. Habari ya asubuhi kaka Mtambuzi

Weweb ingependeza sana kama ungesema habari za asubuhi anko

 

[Gody]

Tena wanaume ndio sipendi kabisaa, hapa kazini kuna jamaa moja lina mwili mkubwa kila siku linaniamkia SHIKAMOO Mzee, huwa namwangalia tu wala simjibu

infwakti thati kumbe wewe Mtambuzi nilifwataki!!!

 

[Mtambuzi]

hhahahaahahhhhh kaka uwe weeweeee?
na Nicas Mtei je tumwite nani?

Huyo anaitwa DOGO

 

[Mtambuzi]

Mambo Mtambuzi?
Au hi dad?

Ningependa zaidi kuitwa ANKO,

Yaani nisalimiwe kwa kuambiwa , "HABARI ZA ASUBUHI ANKO"

 

[snowhite]

Huyo anaitwa DOGO

anha!anhaaaaaaaaaa
nijib kwaaanza na Mama Ngina nae nimwiteeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

 

[snowhite]

Ningependa zaidi kuitwa ANKO,

Yaani nisalimiwe kwa kuambiwa , "HABARI ZA ASUBUHI ANKO"

:nono::nono::nono::nono:

 

[Mtambuzi]

na Mama Ngina jeee?nae nimwite

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