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huu mtihani jamani!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by angomwile, Nov 20, 2011.

  1. angomwile

    angomwile Member

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    Hebu niambie ungekuwa ni wewe ungefanyaje? Ni takribani mwaka sasa hali yako kiuchumi sio nzuri kifupi umefulia vibaya,siku moja anakutembelea rafiki yako mkubwa mlioshibana,usiku akiwa amelala unaona tangazo kwenye tv kuwa anatafutwa na polisi zawadi milion 100, hivi utafanyaje hapo?
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    nampeleka nachukua mil 100.
    Najua ntahonga tena 20-30 mil ili kumtorosha gerezani. Faida 70-80 mil.
    Labda isiwe Tanzania rushwa ilikoota mizizi.
     
  3. Wa kusoma

    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    Kabla sijaenda kumlipua namuuliza kuna nini? Maana huenda ana zaidi ya hizo mil100, akisema alifanya makosa yasiyohusiana na wizi yaani hana kitu mfukoni namlipua fasta hata kwa laki1.
     
  4. M Mahona

    M Mahona Senior Member

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    Hayo ndio maisha bora kwa kila mtanzania. Siwezi kufa njaa dili limejilet. Mi namlipua fasta nizikombe hizo hela
     
  5. TECHMAN

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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  6. fabinyo

    fabinyo JF-Expert Member

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    cheki jibu la Valid Statement hapo juu,lipo swadakta!nikucheza na hesabu tu
     
  7. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    1. Namchomea, afu tunagawana faida ukijumlisha na alizoiba (huyu atakuwa kaiba hela tu, kesi za mauaji hazina dau kubwa hivyo)
    2. Nam_blackmail, natisha kwamba ... afu anaanza kunigawia
     
  8. CtVKiLaZA

    CtVKiLaZA JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo hakuna urafiki tena. Unampeleka fasta then unamuomba msamaha.
     
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