hii nimeikuta mahali jamani....EBU ONA...

[ICHANA]

Uuuup its fun na jokes but ina ujumbe mzito . ..mengi ni ya kweli

 

[md4doctor2000]

You have said it all....wanaume tubadilike!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

si iko hapo juu kwenye "siredi" najua kuna yanayokuhusu tena hasa ya remote (no 13)...

Hakuna hata moja linalonihusu hapo.

Na kuhusu remote

13. Ubinafsi wako huo,ukikaa sebuleni remote control haiko mbali na wewe unabadilisha tu chanel,si umuulize mkeo au wanao kama nao kuna kitu wanataka kuangalia? kuna mtu aliwahi kusema eti wanaume huona remote control kama ni extension ya mb....zao.

Nina tv kwenye sun room, living room, bedroom, na jikoni. Hivyo hilo tatizo kwangu si tatizo.

 

[nameless girl]

Hakuna hata moja linalonihusu hapo.

Na kuhusu remote



Nina tv kwenye sun room, living room, bedroom, na jikoni. Hivyo hilo tatizo kwangu si tatizo.

kutumia tu neno Nina tv..... ushaonesha ubinafsi tayari...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

kutumia tu neno Nina tv..... ushaonesha ubinafsi tayari...

Sasa kama ni za kwangu ulitaka nisemeje? After all, hakuna ubaya mtu kuwa mbinafsi.

 

[nameless girl]

Sasa kama ni za kwangu ulitaka nisemeje? After all, hakuna ubaya mtu kuwa mbinafsi.

hahaha mpaka hapo ushakubali kua ni mbinafsi, ndo maana nilikwambia no 13 inakufaa, badilikaaaaaaa....

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

hahaha mpaka hapo ushakubali kua ni mbinafsi, ndo maana nilikwambia no 13 inakufaa, badilikaaaaaaa....

Wewe una akili ndogo sana. Sasa kama naishi peke yangu, ulitaka nisemeje sasa?

Sihitaji kubadilika kwa chochote kile. Kila nilichonacho ni changu kwa sababu nimekipata kutokana na jasho langu. Lakini kwa vile una infertile pea-sized brain, huwezi ku-appreciate kitu kama hicho.

Wewe siyo mbinafsi?

 

[nameless girl]

Wewe una akili ndogo sana. Sasa kama naishi peke yangu, ulitaka nisemeje sasa?

Sihitaji kubadilika kwa chochote kile. Kila nilichonacho ni changu kwa sababu nimekipata kutokana na jasho langu. Lakini kwa vile una infertile pea-sized brain, huwezi ku-appreciate kitu kama hicho.

Wewe siyo mbinafsi?

Unaishi peke yako kwani uko pluto???
Em jitazame unavokasirika, unapunguza siku za kuishi ujue...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Unaishi peke yako kwani uko pluto???

Unaona sasa ulivyo na akili ndogo!

Em jitazame unavokasirika, unapunguza siku za kuishi ujue...

Wala sijakasirika. Zaidi ninakushangaa tu ulivyo dumb. Yaani kisa tu nimesema nina TV ndo nimekuwa mbinafsi. Well, kwa taarifa yako nina zaidi ya TV. Nina mtoto pia. I guess that makes me selfish also. Good grief!

I never thought you could be that dumb. But I was dead wrong. That I'll admit.

 

[Isyaaa]

Asante mkuu,nice mada,wengi wanasahau sana majukum yao.

 

[nameless girl]

Unaona sasa ulivyo na akili ndogo!



Wala sijakasirika. Zaidi ninakushangaa tu ulivyo dumb. Yaani kisa tu nimesema nina TV ndo nimekuwa mbinafsi. Well, kwa taarifa yako nina zaidi ya TV. Nina mtoto pia. I guess that makes me selfish also. Good grief!

I never thought you could be that dumb. But I was dead wrong. That I'll admit.

Mara unaishi mwenyewe!!!!! mara una mtoto!!!!!!! anyway......
Ya nini kutoka povu Nyani, ama maboksi yamekuaffect kichwani!!!!
No wonder unavyoishi mwenyewe...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mara unaishi mwenyewe!!!!! mara una mtoto!!!!!!! anyway......
Ya nini kutoka povu Nyani, ama maboksi yamekuaffect kichwani!!!!
No wonder unavyoishi mwenyewe...

Mjinga kama wewe unitoe povu? Bitch pliiiz.

 

[nameless girl]

Mjinga kama wewe unitoe povu? Bitch pliiiz.

sa unalalamika nini?
si uendelee kutazama tv zako, ama hujalipa luku? (Tazama sura ilivyokubadilika, unataka utoe na msonyo, go ahead Nyani)

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

sa unalalamika nini?
si uendelee kutazama tv zako, ama hujalipa luku?

You dummy, ona ulivyokariri luku. Unadhani kila mtu anatumia hiyo huduma?

You need a brain transplant!

 

[nameless girl]

You dummy, ona ulivyokariri luku. Unadhani kila mtu anatumia hiyo huduma?

You need a brain transplant!

kwahiyo umelipa?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

(Tazama sura ilivyokubadilika, unataka utoe na msonyo, go ahead Nyani)

You could very well be experiencing hallucinations.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

kwahiyo umelipa?

Nimelipa nini?

 

[MESTOD]

Dah, yaani yoote hayo umekumbana nayo wewe? Pole sana jamiif, akikua ataacha.

 

[nameless girl]

Nimelipa nini?

hahaha Nyani, si tunaongelea umeme...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

hahaha Nyani, si tunaongelea umeme...

Alaaa, kumbe!