Gym si salama tena kwa wake zenu

[Old Member (Retired)]

Hapa mjini kila kitu na kila sehemu watu wanatumia kama fursa ya kugegedana, iwe saloon, iwe massage parlours... nk

Vijana wa mujini siku hizi wanagegeda wake zenu kwenye GYM, mke wako anaondoka asubuhi saa kumi na moja anachukua gari anasema anaenda gym kupunguza mwili kumbe anaenda kugegedwa.

Akifika mapemaaaaa, anagegedwa akimaliza anakuwa mwepesi, anachukua gari anarudi nyumbani.

Mda huo bado baba naniu umelala tu kitandani.

By: SUPU YA MAWE

 

[Power G]

Acha wivu wewe, mwanamke anajichunga mwenyewe ... huwezi kumchunga.

 

[miss ngatara]

Mmh hii Kali

 

[tabibumtaratibu]

Kumbee

 

[Tized]

''MIMI SI MJINGA KAMA BAADHI YA WATU WANAVYOFIKIRI''..... I see!!!

 

[Facilitator]

Poa tu...Acha ma-trainer nao wajifaidie vilivyopo ndani ya hizo tait.

 

[Ndahani]

Utafiti wako huu ndio wa kupatia Phd? No wonder education system is full of jokers! Nani kakwambia kugegedwa ni Gym peke yake? Wengine mnatokea dunia tofauti I guess!

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Kila kazi na marupurupu yakeeee

 

[The Boss]

the art ya kufuga kunguru.......and everything about it....

 

[Menthry]

Utafiti wako huu ndio wa kupatia Phd? No wonder education system is full of jokers! Nani kakwambia kugegedwa ni Gym peke yake? Wengine mnatokea dunia tofauti I guess!

Mbona kama umepaniki kujibu, soma vizuri amesema Gym ni moja ya sehem moja wapo tu...

 

[miss chagga]

too much research lead to problem

 

[BADILI TABIA]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhh

 

[Honey Faith]

Kwa hiyo unataka tunyimwe kwenda gym?Na utafiti wako ulichukua sample ya wanawake wangapi

 

[Who Cares?]

ahahahahhaa...huyu jamaa na research zake za ajabuajabu ila kau-kwaa u-daktari bana (PhD)....

some how kuna ukweli ila nadhani sample yako ya uchunguzi ilikuwa ndogo sana kiasi kwamba ingetumika kwenye randama za mzee warioba lazma kina prof tibaijuka dr mwakyembe na hata prof shivji wangeipinga tuu.....

haiwezekani mkeo mmoja tuu aliwe gym ndio iwe tangazo na uchunguzi wako uwekwe kwenye media kuwa "GYM SASA NI HATARI KWA WAKE ZETU"

ndio ni kweli...ila hata nyumbani tunapoishi ni hatari kwa wake zetu maana mama wa nyumba ya jirani analiwa na houseboy wake....UMENISOMA MCHUNGUZI HURU PHD DOCTOR.....wereva.

at least for now i do care.......

 

[KakaJambazi]

Acha wivu wewe, mwanamke anajichunga mwenyewe ... huwezi kumchunga.

Amekua mbuzi?

 

[KATASAN'KAZA]

Kila kazi na marupurupu yakeeee

Utakuwa umelaaniwa uiche rungu pembeni mwako kitandani eti unaenda kuitafuta huko mbali...!

 

[Sibonike]

too much research lead to problem

Hapo hamna Research, Investigation, Probing wala Inquiry. Kilichopo ni hisia zake tu. Tukichukilia hivyo, hatutapata tabu.

 

[KikulachoChako]

....sasa mkuu tuwafiche wapi wapendwa wetu.....

 

[fakenology]

Acha wivu wewe, mwanamke anajichunga mwenyewe ... huwezi kumchunga.

Una akili nyingi.
Level zako ni za akina Humphrey Polepole

 

[Kiteitei]

the art ya kufuga kunguru.......and everything about it....

Maisha ya kunguru...akiamka asubuhi sinza kelele kwa sana huku akisogelea gabagge bin, ataokota kipande cha ukoko ukimstua anaruka nacho hadi manzese, pale ataona kifaranga kilichokufa ataachia ukoko na kukiokota..ataruka nacho hadi tandale akiwa akikidonoa tumbo ..kule atoana utumbo ataachia kifaranga na kudaka utumbo, kwa kuwa pale kuna familia nyingi za kunguru watamfukuza na atakimbia na utumbo wake hadi magomeni...katika pitapita ataona mbwa akiyegongwa na gari huku wenzie wakichangamkia minofu..naye atajiunga....yaani mpaka arudi sinza jioni keshapita mitaa yote ya dar