GOD IS WAtCHiNg U!

[mojoki]

U SEE SOMEONE'S PICTURE ON FACEBOOK N U SAVE IT
ON YA PHONE, YA FRIEND ASKS "WHO IS THIS
BEAUTIFUL GAL" N U SAY "MA WOMAN DAT O. GOD IS
WATCHING U
HE BOUGHT U BB PORCHE N PAID 4 UR BRAZILIAN
HAIR. IT TYM 4 HIM TO DATE U, U DEN SAY ''DON'T U
THINK WE RE MOVING TOO FAST? GOD IS WATCHING
U
U STAY IN THE HOUSE DOING DONK
EY JOB YET U UPDATE ON FACEBOOK - THIS LECTURER
IS SO BORING. I HATE HIS COURSE. GOD IS WATCHING
YOU
UR MUM SELLZ PALM OIL N UR DAD SELLS COOKING
GAS N U TURN AROUND N SAY UR PARENTS ARE IN2
OIL AND GAS! GOD IS WATCHING U!
HOW COME SOME GUYS SPEND GHC1000 ON THEIR
GIRLFRENDS IN CLUBS ONLY TO GO TO CHURCH N
DROP GHC1 INSIDE THE OFFERING BOWL? GOD IS
WATCHING YOU
U R TRAVELLING TO NAIJA BY AIR, TOOK PIX AT THE
AIRPORT CHECK-IN N UPLOADED ON FACEBOOK ''VISIT
TO LONDON'' GOD IS WATCHING U
.U KNOW D GUY IS LOOKING 4 HOW 2 ASK U OUT N U
START CALLING HIM UNCLE, BROS ETC! GOD IS
WATCHING U!
UR BF IS TRAVELLING 2 ACCRA BY METRO MASS BUS N
U TWEET ''SAFE FLIGHT BOO'' GOD IS WATCHING U!
UR PARENTS FASTED FOR 10YRS B4 HAVING U AND
NAMED U 'NYAMEKYE'. NOW U CHANGED UR NAME 2
TRICIA! GOD IS WATCHING U!
U R 20YRS DATING A 60YR OLD MAN N U SAY I LOVE
MY BABY! THUNDER FIRE YOUR MOUTH COS DAT MAN
FIT BE UR GRAND-DAD. WAT Da HELL!!!

HE BOUGHT U BB PORCHE N PAID 4 UR BRAZILIAN
HAIR. IT TYM 4 HIM TO DATE U, U DEN SAY ''DON'T U
THINK WE RE MOVING TOO FAST? GOD IS WATCHING
U

U STAY IN THE HOUSE DOING DONK
EY JOB YET U UPDATE ON FACEBOOK - THIS LECTURER
IS SO BORING. I HATE HIS COURSE. GOD IS WATCHING
YOU

UR MUM SELLZ PALM OIL N UR DAD SELLS COOKING
GAS N U TURN AROUND N SAY UR PARENTS ARE IN2
OIL AND GAS! GOD IS WATCHING U!

HOW COME SOME GUYS SPEND GHC1000 ON THEIR
GIRLFRENDS IN CLUBS ONLY TO GO TO CHURCH N
DROP GHC1 INSIDE THE OFFERING BOWL? GOD IS
WATCHING YOU

U R TRAVELLING TO NAIJA BY AIR, TOOK PIX AT THE
AIRPORT CHECK-IN N UPLOADED ON FACEBOOK ''VISIT
TO LONDON'' GOD IS WATCHING U

U KNOW D GUY IS LOOKING 4 HOW 2 ASK U OUT N U
START CALLING HIM UNCLE, BROS ETC! GOD IS
WATCHING U!

UR BF IS TRAVELLING 2 ACCRA BY METRO MASS BUS N
U TWEET ''SAFE FLIGHT BOO'' GOD IS WATCHING U!
UR PARENTS FASTED FOR 10YRS B4 HAVING U AND
NAMED U 'NYAMEKYE'. NOW U CHANGED UR NAME 2
TRICIA! GOD IS WATCHING U!

U R 20YRS DATING A 60YR OLD MAN N U SAY I LOVE
MY BABY! THUNDER FIRE YOUR MOUTH COS DAT MAN
FIT BE UR GRAND-DAD. WAT Da HELL!!!

 

[Rtd]

I lyk first lyn,true pipo see gud picture of b'tful gal,when xum one ask who thz gal they say it's mine..

 

[AKILImuchknow]

U SEE SOMEONE'S PICTURE ON FACEBOOK N U SAVE IT
ON YA PHONE, YA FRIEND ASKS "WHO IS THIS
BEAUTIFUL GAL" N U SAY "MA WOMAN DAT O. GOD IS
WATCHING U
HE BOUGHT U BB PORCHE N PAID 4 UR BRAZILIAN
HAIR. IT TYM 4 HIM TO DATE U, U DEN SAY ''DON'T U
THINK WE RE MOVING TOO FAST? GOD IS WATCHING
U
U STAY IN THE HOUSE DOING DONK
EY JOB YET U UPDATE ON FACEBOOK - THIS LECTURER
IS SO BORING. I HATE HIS COURSE. GOD IS WATCHING
YOU
UR MUM SELLZ PALM OIL N UR DAD SELLS COOKING
GAS N U TURN AROUND N SAY UR PARENTS ARE IN2
OIL AND GAS! GOD IS WATCHING U!
HOW COME SOME GUYS SPEND GHC1000 ON THEIR
GIRLFRENDS IN CLUBS ONLY TO GO TO CHURCH N
DROP GHC1 INSIDE THE OFFERING BOWL? GOD IS
WATCHING YOU
U R TRAVELLING TO NAIJA BY AIR, TOOK PIX AT THE
AIRPORT CHECK-IN N UPLOADED ON FACEBOOK ''VISIT
TO LONDON'' GOD IS WATCHING U
.U KNOW D GUY IS LOOKING 4 HOW 2 ASK U OUT N U
START CALLING HIM UNCLE, BROS ETC! GOD IS
WATCHING U!
UR BF IS TRAVELLING 2 ACCRA BY METRO MASS BUS N
U TWEET ''SAFE FLIGHT BOO'' GOD IS WATCHING U!
UR PARENTS FASTED FOR 10YRS B4 HAVING U AND
NAMED U 'NYAMEKYE'. NOW U CHANGED UR NAME 2
TRICIA! GOD IS WATCHING U!
U R 20YRS DATING A 60YR OLD MAN N U SAY I LOVE
MY BABY! THUNDER FIRE YOUR MOUTH COS DAT MAN
FIT BE UR GRAND-DAD. WAT Da HELL!!!

HE BOUGHT U BB PORCHE N PAID 4 UR BRAZILIAN
HAIR. IT TYM 4 HIM TO DATE U, U DEN SAY ''DON'T U
THINK WE RE MOVING TOO FAST? GOD IS WATCHING
U

U STAY IN THE HOUSE DOING DONK
EY JOB YET U UPDATE ON FACEBOOK - THIS LECTURER
IS SO BORING. I HATE HIS COURSE. GOD IS WATCHING
YOU

UR MUM SELLZ PALM OIL N UR DAD SELLS COOKING
GAS N U TURN AROUND N SAY UR PARENTS ARE IN2
OIL AND GAS! GOD IS WATCHING U!

HOW COME SOME GUYS SPEND GHC1000 ON THEIR
GIRLFRENDS IN CLUBS ONLY TO GO TO CHURCH N
DROP GHC1 INSIDE THE OFFERING BOWL? GOD IS
WATCHING YOU

U R TRAVELLING TO NAIJA BY AIR, TOOK PIX AT THE
AIRPORT CHECK-IN N UPLOADED ON FACEBOOK ''VISIT
TO LONDON'' GOD IS WATCHING U

U KNOW D GUY IS LOOKING 4 HOW 2 ASK U OUT N U
START CALLING HIM UNCLE, BROS ETC! GOD IS
WATCHING U!

UR BF IS TRAVELLING 2 ACCRA BY METRO MASS BUS N
U TWEET ''SAFE FLIGHT BOO'' GOD IS WATCHING U!
UR PARENTS FASTED FOR 10YRS B4 HAVING U AND
NAMED U 'NYAMEKYE'. NOW U CHANGED UR NAME 2
TRICIA! GOD IS WATCHING U!

U R 20YRS DATING A 60YR OLD MAN N U SAY I LOVE
MY BABY! THUNDER FIRE YOUR MOUTH COS DAT MAN
FIT BE UR GRAND-DAD. WAT Da HELL!!!

NaoMbA mDau mMoja aniSaidiE tAfsiRi.Mm sijAuEleWa uZi huU kaBisA.

 

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[AKILImuchknow]

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