For all singles out there (valentine humorous)

[Daby]

Bahati nzuri ananijua fujo zangu..
Yahni tukilala tulale wote tukiangalia TV tuangalie wote...

Mm sipo tayari kuangalie TV yeye alale kama kachoka sana huo muda wa kuangalia TV ni bora nimkande kande hivi kumuondolea uchovu.

Keanza atakuwa amecheza chini ya kiwango

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

shemeji ni wewe uko na jina refu hivi?

Money Penny hujambo.

 

[Daby]

Ebwana iki kibonge Mima white cute nakuambia nikama Asali !!.

God was showing off when he created her , swala nitano ,fulu kujifunika mpaka kucha

Tehteh
All the best guys.

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Tehteh
All the best guys.

shout out kwako mkuu !!.

 

[Mahondaw]

Hapana mimi sipo kwenye wabishi...
I'm not single... Am in a happy, healthy and a future relationship with mahondaw



Cc: mahondaw

Ofcourse Smart911 sweetheart.. am waiting ileeeee kitu you told me juzi..... eagerly waiting

 

[Mima white cute]

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Mayoooooo Mima white cute ,mbn Mimi niwaziwan huko Victoria kwahaya mambo mmmmhhh ndo maana nakumisimo.

Inabidi nisilim niwe Sheikh

ha ha has silimu tu uwe shehe maana hakuna namna .
Sasa tukitoka ww una kanzu na balakhashia.
Mm kama kawaida yangu buibui mpaka miguuni bila kusahau na ushungi wa kiharat yahni.

 

[Mima white cute]

Nimerudi kusoma huko juu nimecheka mno..hahaa haaaa hatariii eti ukichelewa kujibu message tu MTU anachukulia advantage.Haaa na hapo ananuna mpaka tar 16 ndio unasamehewa maisha yanaendelea hatariiiiii

 

[Money Penny]

Hongereni 25 ya ndoa? Real?

oh yeah... nimeozesha mtoto last month wa kiume!

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

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ha ha has silimu tu uwe shehe maana hakuna namna .
Sasa tukitoka ww una kanzu na balakhashia.
Mm kama kawaida yangu buibui mpaka miguuni bila kusahau na ushungi wa kiharat yahni.

Hahahahah eti *Buibui* mpaka chini looohhhh!!. Sio Baibui? Au mie ndo sijui

Mima white cute umechemka vibaya kwa kuchapia

 

[Money Penny]

Money Penny hujambo.

sijambo mbona unatubadilishia jina tenaa?!

 

[Mima white cute]

Hahahahah eti *Buibui* mpaka chini looohhhh!!. Sio Baibui? Au mie ndo sijui

Mima white cute umechemka vibaya kwa kuchapia

Watu wa dar ndio wanaita Baibui ...ila kule kwetu zenji tunaita Buibui hivyo sijakosea nimeongea rafudhi ya Znz

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

sijambo mbona unatubadilishia jina tenaa?!

Kubadilisha kivipi ?.

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Watu wa dar ndio wanaita Baibui ...ila kule kwetu zenji tunaita Buibui hivyo sijakosea nimeongea rafudhi ya Znz

Looohhhh nitajuaje mambo hayo wakat natokea ziwani huko

 

[Mima white cute]

Looohhhh nitajuaje mambo hayo wakat natokea ziwani huko

Ha ha ha haaaaa usijari upo na mima akiaharibiki kitu...tunafundishana ya bara na pwani ha ha haaaa

 

[Money Penny]

Kubadilisha kivipi ?.

basi labda sio wewe uliokuwa unatumia jina la Vladmir Putin

 

[Inna]

All my life I've prayed for someone like you,Yes i pray that you do love me too!

Kwakwakwaaa

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Nimerudi kusoma huko juu nimecheka mno..hahaa haaaa hatariii eti ukichelewa kujibu message tu MTU anachukulia advantage.Haaa na hapo ananuna mpaka tar 16 ndio unasamehewa maisha yanaendelea hatariiiiii

Hahahahah umecheka mpaka nimeona kicheko katika maandishi yako kiasi kwamba namm nmecheka

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

basi labda sio wewe uliokuwa unatumia jina la Vladmir Putin

Mmhhhh hii Vladimirovich Putin ndio ID yangu Mimi hapa .

 

[Money Penny]

Mmhhhh hii Vladimirovich Putin ndio ID yangu Mimi hapa .

BASI MPO WAWILI

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Ha ha ha haaaaa usijari upo na mima akiaharibiki kitu...tunafundishana ya bara na pwani ha ha haaaa

Ila Wangu iyo Zanzibar vipi ,,Usijali unasema usijari .

Najua ungesema nikuPM ktk hili hahahahah usininyime tu.