Folks,your help I got an interview tomorrow.

[PSPA Pure'12 udsm]

Hawa ndio academic aspirants wetu.

What is so monstrous about the English language to make you start dissecting the frontal lobes of your brain before even knowing that the interviewer is your wicked stepmother?

I had a project interview once, mean UDSM dons at the pedestal helm looking at me.

A lab of computers in front of me, a complex ticketing realtime system that was supposed to be a demo did not work as supposed. Three times in a row, within five minutes.

What did I say?

"Everything is under control".

Because I knew the problem.

In fact I anticipated the problem.

That is why I had a backup of the entire project in a floppy disk (back in the days when we used floppy disk younguns)

So all I had to do was take the backup floppy from my breast pocket and into the computer, problem solved.

In other words, you have to know your stuff, only when you know your stuff can you answer the questions and anticipate the problems and provide contingencies.

This las minute drilling approach is not cool.

It is basically cheating.

Mmh...hapa knockout hii!!
Nipo nje ya ndoa hii ya kidhungu.

 

[Watu8]

Mkuu samahani maana bandiko lako nimechelewa kidogo kuliona...

Natumai mambo yote yalienda sawa sawia katika huo usahili...

 

[Mseti2007]

Kidhungu jamani? mimi nakushauri urelax na husicomplecate kidhungu! heading pia imenipa tabu kidogo! I GOT AN INTERVIEW! TOMORROW! mh!

This is an American English,so dont be surprised!

 

[The Dude]

This is an American English,so dont be surprised!

Mie nashangaa watu wanahamaki wasichokijua.

 

[The Dude]

Mkuu samahani maana bandiko lako nimechelewa kidogo kuliona...

Natumai mambo yote yalienda sawa sawia katika huo usahili...

I nailed it!

 

[Prisoner 46664]

Wasalaam,
And i desperately need this one I could catch a grenade for it.

and what..die?!?ha ha..
Slow down son..no job is that good...
So what would Lionel Messi do if you are ready to die for less than 5 mil a month?!

lol...kidding...chillax...interviews are about composure..i suggest a 30 mins relaxation session before it.