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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Nov 10, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kakutana na Mrembo mzuri wa aina yake njiani,akamwambia naomba ning'ate chuchu zako kwa shilingi elfu moja
    mrembo akamjibu we mjinga nini?ebu usinisumbue,halafu akamwacha.
    Jamaa akamkibilia tena na kumwambia,naomba ning'ate chuchu zako kwa shillingi laki moja,
    Mrembo akamjibu...pumbavu wewe,unadhani mi mtu wa kuchezewa huo ujinga?then akamwacha jamaa tena.
    jamaa akamkibilia tena kwa nyuma na kumwambia,naomba ning'ate chuchu zako kwa shilingi milioni moja,
    mrembo akamjibu...ebu ni ache,we mshenzi mkubwa,halafu akamwacha tena.
    jamaa akamkimbilia tena na kumwambia,hii ni mara ya mwisho,naomba nikung'ate chuchu kwa milioni kumi.
    Mrembo akamwambia,haya unag'ata kidogo tu,twende chini ya ule mti wenye giza.
    Walipofika chini ya mti demu akavua brazia na akampa jamaa ang'ate.
    Mrembo akashangaa jamaa akaanza kuzishika kwa mikono yake,kuzitingisha,kuzibusu,kuzikiss taratibu bila haraka,
    kuzinyonya pole pole.
    Mrembo akakasirika na kumwambia..pumbavu wewe,mshenzi kweli,unazing'ata au hung'ati?
    Jamaa akamwambua.....daah hiyo bei ni kubwa mno sing'ati tena nimeahirisha.
     
  2. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Tamaa mbaya, alikuwa anaelekea kumegwa bure
     
  3. Adrian Stepp

    Adrian Stepp Verified User

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    Fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  4. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    alikuwa anagongwa bure
     
  5. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    dah kweli mkuu umetisha,nakuona sana ila kitu usichokijua kama usiku wa giza,labda we ulinisanda tamu mwanzo nini?
     
  6. Adrian Stepp

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    HA ha ha ha mjini hapa
     
  7. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    basi we noma mkuu
     
  8. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Ila me cjacheka sanaa kiviliieeee....2po pa1 ila 2songe mbele bana cku ziende.
     
  9. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    sawa mkuu
     
  10. T

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa big up man
     
  11. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha! Lol. We mkali.
     
  12. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Husninyo kumbe upo
     
  13. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    pamoja mkuu
     
  14. Husninyo

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    nipo ndugu.
     
  15. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Great wangu...ngoja nilazimishe usingizi
     
  16. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    lala uote ndevu.
     
  17. Vinci

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    Dah mim nimefurahishwa na signature yako mkuu...umenikumbusha mbali sana

     
  18. ndetichia

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    shosti alikuwa amepigia mahesabu ya starlet fasta kumbe hamna lolote..
     
  19. Washawasha

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    safiiiii. Nalog off
     
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