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Mlachake · Mar 15, 2012

jana nilikua Zero pub nacheki game ya Chelsea.
Baada ya game niaamua kupata Moja Mbili.
Mida ya saa nane. nikaanza safari ya kurudi home.
kufika nyumbani kumezuka ugomvi mkubwa sana. Eti nitakaaje Bar mpake saa nane za usiku halafu nirudi nyumbani sijalewa
''lazima umetoka kwa wanawake zako, usinione mtoto wa kunidanganya''
Kumbe ningejifanya nimelewa Chakari ningelala kwa amani.

Mwali · Mar 15, 2012

Hahahaha, ana lake jambo huyu!

Ndechumia · Mar 15, 2012

pole sana mkuu, mi naona siku ingine piga pombe mpaka ujinga ukutoke.

Wa kusoma · Mar 15, 2012

Saa nane za usiku?? ¿¿¿¿

King Kong III · Mar 15, 2012

Ndechumia said:
pole sana mkuu, mi naona siku ingine piga pombe mpaka ujinga ukutoke.

Aya we aya we

Kabakabana · Mar 15, 2012

Walifunga ngapi ngapi?

Mwali · Mar 15, 2012

Kabakabana said:
Walifunga ngapi ngapi?

Hahahahahaha, wewe ni zaidi ya mke wake!

Kabakabana · Mar 15, 2012

Mwali said:
Hahahahahaha, wewe ni zaidi ya mke wake!

waongo hawa wanasingizia mpira,, umeshindaje lakini kipenzi?

WaliNazi · Mar 15, 2012

..ukamjibuje..?

Mwali · Mar 15, 2012

Kabakabana said:
waongo hawa wanasingizia mpira,, umeshindaje lakini kipenzi?

Nipo nipo tu, siku hizi I feel a bit low, sijui kwa nini
wewe je? mzima? dagaa zangu bado zipo?

Kabakabana · Mar 15, 2012

Mwali said:
Nipo nipo tu, siku hizi I feel a bit low, sijui kwa nini
wewe je? mzima? dagaa zangu bado zipo?

yeah dagaa zipo diaa na leo mchana nimekula ugali dagaa,jamani unakuja lini sasa?

Mwali · Mar 15, 2012

Kabakabana said:
yeah dagaa zipo diaa na leo mchana nimekula ugali dagaa,jamani unakuja lini sasa?

Hahahaha, udenda unanitoka mwenzio! ngoja nifanye mpango nije weekend!
Ngoja kwanza nikupe hii story umenikumbusha:

Kuna wanafunzi wa4 waliji-enjoy kama wazim the entire weekend
Fika monday wote walikua na hangover, wakaamua kutoenda shule
Kumbe mwalimu alipanga mtihani na ukafanyika, wakapewa ziro

wakapanga kumdanganya mwalim kua walipata pancha highway
na walipo maliza kurekebisha masaa yalikua yamesha pita
mwalimu akakubali kurudia mtihani wa wanne hao,
akawaweka separate rooms, kila mtu na paper yake, swali moja tu:

Ni tairi ipi ilio pata pancha highway?

Erickb52 · Mar 15, 2012

Hahahahaaaaaa kweli hapo lazma ile kwako...
Dawa yake ungembebea hata nyama choma asingemind hata kidogo....

Erickb52 · Mar 15, 2012

Kabakabana said:
yeah dagaa zipo diaa na leo mchana nimekula ugali dagaa,jamani unakuja lini sasa?

Shikamoo Kaby!

sweetlady · Mar 15, 2012

Erickb52 said:
Shikamoo Kaby!

Marahaba mtoto mzuri, hujambo?

ndetichia · Mar 15, 2012

Mwali said:
Hahahaha, ana lake jambo huyu!

inaelekea daily huwa anarudi tungi sasa karudi network ipo ful ishakuwa soo..

Kabakabana · Mar 15, 2012

Mwali said:
Hahahaha, udenda unanitoka mwenzio! ngoja nifanye mpango nije weekend!
Ngoja kwanza nikupe hii story umenikumbusha:

Kuna wanafunzi wa4 waliji-enjoy kama wazim the entire weekend
Fika monday wote walikua na hangover, wakaamua kutoenda shule
Kumbe mwalimu alipanga mtihani na ukafanyika, wakapewa ziro

wakapanga kumdanganya mwalim kua walipata pancha highway
na walipo maliza kurekebisha masaa yalikua yamesha pita
mwalimu akakubali kurudia mtihani wa wanne hao,
akawaweka separate rooms, kila mtu na paper yake, swali moja tu:

Ni tairi ipi ilio pata pancha highway?

hahahahahaha hawakuwa na simu hata wagoogleliana pyaaaa you have made my evening enhe ikawaje?

Kabakabana · Mar 15, 2012

Erickb52 said:
Shikamoo Kaby!

marahaba dogo tundu!

Kabakabana · Mar 15, 2012

sweetlady said:
Marahaba mtoto mzuri, hujambo?

wifi upo jamani?

sweetlady · Mar 15, 2012

Mwali said:
Hahahaha, udenda unanitoka mwenzio! ngoja nifanye mpango nije weekend!
Ngoja kwanza nikupe hii story umenikumbusha:

Kuna wanafunzi wa4 waliji-enjoy kama wazim the entire weekend
Fika monday wote walikua na hangover, wakaamua kutoenda shule
Kumbe mwalimu alipanga mtihani na ukafanyika, wakapewa ziro

wakapanga kumdanganya mwalim kua walipata pancha highway
na walipo maliza kurekebisha masaa yalikua yamesha pita
mwalimu akakubali kurudia mtihani wa wanne hao,
akawaweka separate rooms, kila mtu na paper yake, swali moja tu:

Ni tairi ipi ilio pata pancha highway?

Hahahaha! Hapa lazima wote wapate zero lol. Wanajifanya wana akili kumzidi mwalimu... Tehe tehe!

Mwali malizia hiki kisa manake kimenivutia!

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