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# Engineers are incredible !

Discussion in 'Tech, Gadgets & Science Forum' started by Ruhazwe JR, Aug 4, 2012.

1. ### Ruhazwe JRJF-Expert Member

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Prove that 2+2=0.

Art student  this question is out of syllabus.

Commerce student  problem is not well defined.

Doctor  research in progress but no result found.

Engineering student -So simple
2+2=0
two+two=0
tw(0+0)=0
Now (0+0)=0/tw
than 0+0=0
0=0

ENGINEERS ARE INCREDIBLE !

2. ### rickymjSenior Member

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U messed bro!
B4 factorizng tw it was two bt u put some(0+0) whch was to b (o+o)????
FORGERY

3. ### King Kong IIIJF-Expert Member

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Safi mule mule!!

4. ### NingaRJF-Expert Member

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Si kweli kwanza hiyo ni o na sio 0 upo hapo?? pili hatakama ukidanganya mwishoni umemalizia na 0+0=0 na sio 2+2=0 Kuwa makii na hao ma engineer uchwala.

5. ### Ruhazwe JRJF-Expert Member

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ha,ha,ha,....teh,teh,teh.......mkubwa huwa tunabisha kwa kukokotoa si kwa mamneno,we vipi calculation ndio dili hapa

6. ### Ruhazwe JRJF-Expert Member

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please oppose me by using calculation only not blabla,this is not political ok!

7. ### July FourthJF-Expert Member

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ok mkuu..
Let o=b
tw(b b)=twb twb
mwenye kuendeleze na aendeleze tuone kama utapata 0.

8. ### Good GuyJF-Expert Member

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9. ### TZ boyJF-Expert Member

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yiyo NOW sijakuelewa imetokewa wapi teacher Lol

10. ### rickymjSenior Member

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ww unabshana na maths ya form1 cjui na double integral utasema nini,,,
k here we go
soln:
2+2=0
two+two=0
factorize common terms
tw(o+o)=0
divide thru out by tw
(o+o)=0/tw
then
o+o=0
L.H.S isn't equal to R.H.S

11. ### MshawaJF-Expert Member

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Dah! patamu apa, please may u prove for this

0+0= 1

12. ### MshawaJF-Expert Member

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Dah! patamu apa, please may u prove for this

0+0= 1 ?

13. ### NingaRJF-Expert Member

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Umeonaeee huyu sijui alisomea hesabu nchi gani?? au ndo mgomo wa waalimu umemuathiri

14. ### NingaRJF-Expert Member

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Kijana acha uongo o+o sio sawa na 0(zero) bali o+o=2o. Pia kimahesabu huwezi solve equastion with two side eti uplove hapo umedanganya, ila kama unge consider upande mmoja let's say LHS au RHS then uka conclude kua LHS=RHS hapo ungekua sahihi ila eti tw(o+o)/tw=0/tw Hiyo haipo mkuu labda kama ulikua unamake something the subject au ulikua una simplify ila kuprove mzee umechemka,

Twende hivi sasa ujionee
two+two=0
tw(o+o)=0
tw(o+o)/tw=0/tw
sasa hapa ndo unachemka kwanini ugawe kwa tw both sides wakati unataka kuprove LHS=RHS??? hata kama uki gawa itabakia hivi
o+o=0
2o=0
2o/2=0/2
o=0
sasa toka lini herufi "o" ikawa sawa na Namba 2????

15. ### JiduJF-Expert Member

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hehehe o=0 hii haipo sawa o hawezi kuwa sawa na sifuri 0

16. ### rickymjSenior Member

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dah inawezekana jamaa ticha!
Maeng. Au mnasomeafani yoyote ya eng. Huyu jamaa kawa2c!

17. ### akohiJF-Expert Member

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Kumbe ndo maana mgonjwa wa mguu kafanyiwa operation ya kichwa na kesa ikaishia hapo hapo hahaha...kigum chama cha mapinduzi

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### chilubiJF-Expert Member

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