Elizabeth

[Mabel]

There was a married couple sleeping when an intruder entered their home and put a knife to the wife's neck. "Before I kill someone, I like to know their name. What's your name?" The shaking woman replied, "My name is Elizabeth." The intruder said, "My mother was named Elizabeth. I can't kill you."

He then turned to the husband and asked, "And what's your name?" "Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth!"

 

[Mwanamalundi]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Mabel]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

:A S 20::A S 20: Kifo klisikie tu kwa mwenzio!

 

[MONTESQUIEU]

:A S 20::A S 20: Kifo klisikie tu kwa mwenzio!

Death can't be that bad, ever heard a corpse complain?

 

[Mabel]

Death can't be that bad, ever heard a corpse complain?

Not yet, go ahead!

 

[Joseph]

Ha ha ha naona jamaa alimuachia pia

 

[senator]

hahahaha :clap2::clap2: duh kweli kifo noma..naona intruder alicheka na kuondoka tu!!

 

[Mabel]

hahahaha :clap2::clap2: duh kweli kifo noma..naona intruder alicheka na kuondoka tu!!

Hah hah,naamini sura ya husband ilikuwa sambamba na matamushi yake!

 

[Rubi]

:bump2:

 

[Mabel]

:bump2:

:clap2::clap2::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[MUREFU]

dah! Ebwana wewee yan jamaa kaamua kujigeuza fasta duu! Kwel kifo co masihara ha,ha,ha,ha.ha,ha,haaa tena mbele ya mkewe ha,ha,ha,ha...!

 

[Mabel]

dah! Ebwana wewee yan jamaa kaamua kujigeuza fasta duu! Kwel kifo co masihara ha,ha,ha,ha.ha,ha,haaa tena mbele ya mkewe ha,ha,ha,ha...!

Sio mke tu hata mbele ya watoto angekuwa Eliza, hah hah!

 

[Simeon]

baada ya intruder kuondoka ndo palikuwa patamu....!

 

[Gaga]

:A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20::A S 20: hii kali kifo bana

 

[The Boss]

Haa haaaa
sijawahi cheka kama leo....

 

[Husninyo]

Haa haaaa
sijawahi cheka kama leo....

kweli?

 

[Washawasha]

noma,kfo ucpime

 

[The Boss]

kweli?

kabisa husna....
Ukiona kidume kinajiita jina la kike si mchezo....kimezidiwa...

 

[Katavi]

Ahahahahaaah!!

 

[boma2000]

There was a married couple sleeping when an intruder entered their home and put a knife to the wife's neck. "Before I kill someone, I like to know their name. What's your name?" The shaking woman replied, "My name is Elizabeth." The intruder said, "My mother was named Elizabeth. I can't kill you."

He then turned to the husband and asked, "And what's your name?" "Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth!"

hah hah hah!!! ina maana jamaa ni mse'nge, duuu mkewe alikuwa anaishi nae vipi