Eheheeeee ahahaaaaa siipendi chit chat

[Smile]

Jamaa karudi home usiku wa manane. Moja kwa moja akazama chumbani, akafunua blanketi, akaiona miguu minne badala ya miwili aliyozoea. Jamaa akafunika blanketi taaratibu, akachukua bonge la
rungu, akaitwanga ile miguu kwa nguvu zote halafu akaelekea sebuleni kutuliza hasira. Kutahamaki akamkuta mkewe amejipumzisha sebuleni. Mkewe akamwambia: Wazazi wako wamekuja leo
kututembelea, nimewaachia
chumba chetu walale

 

[Blaki Womani]

Jamaa mmoja alikua anatongoza demu. Wakati akitongoza uume wake ukawa umesimama. Kwa hasira jamaa akafungua zipu akaitoa nje kisha kwa hamaki akasema "tongoza mwenyewe basi kwa sababu una haraka sana".​

Hahahahaha khaaa

 

[Saas]

Mdada kachukua simu ya mpenzi wake akaibip ili aone mpenzi wake kamsev kwa jina gani. Akajua litatokea jina kama Wife, honey, sweety au mpenzi. Lahaula jina lililotokea ni Agustino Fundi Majeneza.​

 

[Smile]

mdada kachukua simu ya mpenzi wake akaibip ili aone mpenzi wake kamsev kwa jina gani. Akajua litatokea jina kama wife, honey, sweety au mpenzi. Lahaula jina lililotokea ni agustino fundi majeneza.​

kwi kwo kwu kwa kwe

 

[Erickb52]

Jamaa karudi home usiku wa manane. Moja kwa moja akazama chumbani, akafunua blanketi, akaiona miguu minne badala ya miwili aliyozoea. Jamaa akafunika blanketi taaratibu, akachukua bonge la
rungu, akaitwanga ile miguu kwa nguvu zote halafu akaelekea sebuleni kutuliza hasira. Kutahamaki akamkuta mkewe amejipumzisha sebuleni. Mkewe akamwambia: Wazazi wako wamekuja leo
kututembelea, nimewaachia
chumba chetu walale

Hahahaaaa smile hapa umetisha

 

[AK-47]

Mchaga mmoja alikuwa anafuatilia mahubiri Kanisani akiwa na rafiki yake...... Mchungaji akasema Yesu amepaa mbiguni kutuandalia kila mmoja jengo zuri la kukaa peponi.....Kusikia hivyo yule mchaga akamgeukia rafiki yake akamuambia tukifika peponi si tuishi pamoja ili jengo mmoja tupangishe tuzichange fedha.

 

[la Jeneral]

cheka unenepe mwaya,njo smile tutekenyane weeee usiku kucha mpaka vicheko viishe

 

[Saas]

Mama Mjamzito anatarajia kujifungua mapacha watatu, mapacha wanadiscuss tumboni..​

1: Mi ntakuwa Fundi umeme, kuna giza sana huku

2: Mi ntakuwa Fundi bomba kuna unyevu sana huku

3: Mi ntakuwa Mwindaji, na yule nyoka akija tena huku, ntamkata kichwa..!​

 

[Erickb52]

cheka unenepe mwaya,njo smile tutekenyane weeee usiku kucha mpaka vicheko viishe

Si watazamaji

 

[Michael Amon]

Ha ha haaaa!! Angeinywa kwa chapati za buku

 

[jouneGwalu]

"Ingekua mtu kila anapozini anatoka kitundu wengine mngekua kama neti humu" Smile

lol

 

[Cantalisia]

Jamaa karudi home usiku wa manane. Moja kwa moja akazama chumbani, akafunua blanketi, akaiona miguu minne badala ya miwili aliyozoea. Jamaa akafunika blanketi taaratibu, akachukua bonge la
rungu, akaitwanga ile miguu kwa nguvu zote halafu akaelekea sebuleni kutuliza hasira. Kutahamaki akamkuta mkewe amejipumzisha sebuleni. Mkewe akamwambia: Wazazi wako wamekuja leo
kututembelea, nimewaachia
chumba chetu walale

Khaaaaaaa!

 

[Angel Nylon]

Mchungaji: Halleluiah x3
Mkalimani: Mtakula Halua x3
Mchungaji: My name is Doctor Livingstone
Mkalimani: Jina langu ni Mganga Anayeishi
kwenye jiwe
Mchungaji: I am coming from Johannesburg
Mkalimani: Ninatoka katika mfuko wa Yohana
Mchungaji: I am a Preacher
Mkalimani: Mimi ni Mchicha
Mchungaji: You know, today is Sunday
Mkalimani: Mnafahamu, leo ni siku ya Jua Kali
Mchungaji: And I want to give you a story
Mkalimani: Na ninataka kuwapa Mtori
Mchungaji: Jesus is a Messiah x3
Mkalimani: Yesu ni Mmasai x3
Mchungaji: Jesus is about to come back
Mkalimani: Yesu anakaribia kuja nyuma
Mchungaji: And He is coming with the Holly
Spirit x3
Mkalimani: Na anakuja na Lori la SPRITE x3
Mchungaji: Thank you and GOODBYE!
Mkalimani: Asante na UNUNUZI MWEMA!​

Ha ha haaaaaa.....

 

[Angel Nylon]

walevi wawili wameokota kioo njiani.
Mlevi wa kwanza kakichukua na kukiangalia akajiona yeye: huyu jamaa km namjua vile jina lake tu limenitoka.
Wa pili kakichukua na kujiangalia: we chizi kweli huyu si mimi huyu!!

 

[Mpatanishi]

Mchungaji: Halleluiah x3
Mkalimani: Mtakula Halua x3
Mchungaji: My name is Doctor Livingstone
Mkalimani: Jina langu ni Mganga Anayeishi
kwenye jiwe
Mchungaji: I am coming from Johannesburg
Mkalimani: Ninatoka katika mfuko wa Yohana
Mchungaji: I am a Preacher
Mkalimani: Mimi ni Mchicha
Mchungaji: You know, today is Sunday
Mkalimani: Mnafahamu, leo ni siku ya Jua Kali
Mchungaji: And I want to give you a story
Mkalimani: Na ninataka kuwapa Mtori
Mchungaji: Jesus is a Messiah x3
Mkalimani: Yesu ni Mmasai x3
Mchungaji: Jesus is about to come back
Mkalimani: Yesu anakaribia kuja nyuma
Mchungaji: And He is coming with the Holly
Spirit x3
Mkalimani: Na anakuja na Lori la SPRITE x3
Mchungaji: Thank you and GOODBYE!
Mkalimani: Asante na UNUNUZI MWEMA!​

haah haaah haaah haaaah haaaah unanivunja mbavu