Eheheeeee ahahaaaaa siipendi chit chat

Smile · Mar 6, 2012

NJOONI TUCHEKE JAMANI,NAJISIKIA KUCHEKA NAOMBENI MNITEKENYE KIDOGO. MIMI NAANZA HIVI

Kichaa alikuwa ufukweni mwa bahari akiwaza.. Jamaa akamuuliza "Unawaza nini?!"... Kichaa akajibu "natafakari hii bahari ingekuwa supu sijui ningeinywa kwa chapati ngapi

Mtalingolo · Mar 6, 2012

Smile said:
NJOONI TUCHEKE JAMANI,NAJISIKIA KUCHEKA NAOMBENI MNITEKENYE KIDOGO. MIMI NAANZA HIVI

Kichaa alikuwa ufukweni mwa bahari akiwaza.. Jamaa akamuuliza "Unawaza nini?!"... Kichaa akajibu "natafakari hii bahari ingekuwa supu sijui ningeinywa kwa chapati ngapi

Duuh haya bwana huyo jamaa kweli kawehuka...

Smile · Mar 6, 2012

mtalingolo said:
duuh haya bwana huyo jamaa kweli kawehuka...

mbona ujanichekesha bwana?

AK-47 · Mar 6, 2012

Eheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee ahahaaaaaaaaaaa Smile nae

BAGAH · Mar 6, 2012

siku ya kwanza naisoma hii msg kwenye simu yangu nilicheka kwa kupayukaa...
ni nzuri...
ila mm nataka nikutekenye...

Smile · Mar 6, 2012

bagah said:
siku ya kwanza naisoma hii msg kwenye simu yangu nilicheka kwa kupayukaa...
Ni nzuri...
Ila mm nataka nikutekenye...

njoo njoo

Smile · Mar 6, 2012

ak-47 said:
eheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee ahahaaaaaaaaaaa smile nae

mbona hamnichekeshi bwana aaagghhhh

Mamndenyi · Mar 6, 2012

unataka kutekenywa mrembo,
akutekenye nani sasa,
wengine wanafinya badala ya kutekenya.

Vinci · Mar 6, 2012

dah...kazi kweli kweli, huyo sio kichaa" ni teja,kitu cha arusha juu yake

Smile · Mar 6, 2012

mamndenyi said:
unataka kutekenywa mrembo,
akutekenye nani sasa,
wengine wanafinya badala ya kutekenya.

makunifinya simtaki .ila sipendi mikono laini

Saas · Mar 6, 2012

Padre mmoja akiwa kwenye gari alisimamishwa na Trafic Police,police akiwa anahitaji rushwa alianza kuuliza maswali mengi, mara mbona gari lako linatoa moshi mwingi? mbona gari lako matairi yameisha, hatimaye polisi akamuamuru padre waende nae kituoni.

Njiani polisi alimuuliza padre, umesema wewe ni padre, je unabiblia ndani ya gari, padre akajibu ndio ninayo, polisi akamuambia padre, pack gari pembeni na unipe biblia.

Padre akapaki gari na kumpa biblia yule polisi, Polisi akasita kupokea, akamwsambia Padre 'fungua na usome Matayo 5:25-26 "Mtu wa Mungu akasoma ": malizaneni na aliyekukamata kukupeleka mahakamani.. ..malizaneni upesi.. yamalize mambo haya mngali bado njiani kabla hajakukabidhi kwa hakimu... ambaye aweza kukuhukumu na kukukabidhi kwa bwana jela ili akutie gerezani.

Amin nakwambia hautaachiwa hadi umetoa senti ya mwisho...

Mtu wa Mungu akampa yaliyo yake kaizari. Polisi akatabasamu na kusema 'msifanye migumu mioyo yenu.. nenda na amani

BAGAH · Mar 6, 2012

Smile said:
njoo njoo

nataka usimamie kucha...

Erickb52 · Mar 6, 2012

Ofisini huwa tunachelewa sana...manager akasema tuwahi kesho yake ili tukae kikao kabla ya kazi...asbh wote tulichelewa kufika ila manager alichelewa zaidi...so alikuta wote tushafika..ilipofika agenda ya kuchelewa..akasema "Siku hizi mnachelewa sana ila leo wote mmewahi" hahahaaa wacha watu wacheke...

Saas · Mar 6, 2012

Jamaa mmoja alikua anatongoza demu. Wakati akitongoza uume wake ukawa umesimama. Kwa hasira jamaa akafungua zipu akaitoa nje kisha kwa hamaki akasema "tongoza mwenyewe basi kwa sababu una haraka sana".

BAGAH · Mar 6, 2012

Saas said:
Jamaa mmoja alikua anatongoza demu. Wakati akitongoza uume wake ukawa umesimama. Kwa hasira jamaa akafungua zipu akaitoa nje kisha kwa hamaki akasema "tongoza mwenyewe basi kwa sababu una haraka sana".

kitu 7.5" njeeeee...
hii nimeipenda...

BAGAH · Mar 6, 2012

Erickb52 said:
Ofisini huwa tunachelewa sana...manager akasema tuwahi kesho yake ili tukae kikao kabla ya kazi...asbh wote tulichelewa kufika ila manager alichelewa zaidi...so alikuta wote tushafika..ilipofika agenda ya kuchelewa..akasema "Siku hizi mnachelewa sana ila leo wote mmewahi" hahahaaa wacha watu wacheke...

kwi kwi kwi..

Smile · Mar 6, 2012

erickb52 said:
ofisini huwa tunachelewa sana...manager akasema tuwahi kesho yake ili tukae kikao kabla ya kazi...asbh wote tulichelewa kufika ila manager alichelewa zaidi...so alikuta wote tushafika..ilipofika agenda ya kuchelewa..akasema "siku hizi mnachelewa sana ila leo wote mmewahi" hahahaaa wacha watu wacheke...

ahahaaa yooooooo

Mtalingolo · Mar 6, 2012

Saas said:
Jamaa mmoja alikua anatongoza demu. Wakati akitongoza uume wake ukawa umesimama. Kwa hasira jamaa akafungua zipu akaitoa nje kisha kwa hamaki akasema "tongoza mwenyewe basi kwa sababu una haraka sana".

Duuh hii mutu ninoma asee....

Smile · Mar 6, 2012

saas said:
jamaa mmoja alikua anatongoza demu. wakati akitongoza uume wake ukawa umesimama. Kwa hasira jamaa akafungua zipu akaitoa nje kisha kwa hamaki akasema "tongoza mwenyewe basi kwa sababu una haraka sana".

kwi kwi kwi daah

Saas · Mar 6, 2012

Mchungaji: Halleluiah x3
Mkalimani: Mtakula Halua x3
Mchungaji: My name is Doctor Livingstone
Mkalimani: Jina langu ni Mganga Anayeishi
kwenye jiwe
Mchungaji: I am coming from Johannesburg
Mkalimani: Ninatoka katika mfuko wa Yohana
Mchungaji: I am a Preacher
Mkalimani: Mimi ni Mchicha
Mchungaji: You know, today is Sunday
Mkalimani: Mnafahamu, leo ni siku ya Jua Kali
Mchungaji: And I want to give you a story
Mkalimani: Na ninataka kuwapa Mtori
Mchungaji: Jesus is a Messiah x3
Mkalimani: Yesu ni Mmasai x3
Mchungaji: Jesus is about to come back
Mkalimani: Yesu anakaribia kuja nyuma
Mchungaji: And He is coming with the Holly
Spirit x3
Mkalimani: Na anakuja na Lori la SPRITE x3
Mchungaji: Thank you and GOODBYE!
Mkalimani: Asante na UNUNUZI MWEMA!

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