eFootball Special Thread

[Corrie de killer]

Hilo jina lilinikera, sikutaka apate hata goli bahati ikawa upande wake kapora mpira nikaganda 😂

Natuma maombi ya mafunzo 😂🙌

Lete timu

 

[Razorblade]

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Aisee 😂🙌

 

[Razorblade]

Lete timu

Baadae mkuu

 

[Warld]

Upo online

Utatafutwa

 

[Warld]

Kaka naomba unifundishe kucheza game, nimeswap laini kidogo naona net haizingui sana.

Nipokee kama mwanafunzi wako 😂🙌

Unafki utaacha lini

 

[Warld]

Ngoja nimsubili Mr chaptGP

Chaptgp ndiyo nini kaka

 

[Warld]

Apa niwaletee uchambuzi

 

[Warld]

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Apa niwaletee uchambuzi

DO I CARE?? 4 - 3 velvyy
Yoh hii mechi ilikuwa sinema 😂 Haaland anacheka, Ronaldo analia. "DO I CARE??" jibu ni: Ndiyo, walijali sana maana wamechukua W.

1. Ufanisi wa Kinyama vs Kutawala Bila Adhabu
Stat DO I CARE?? velvyy
Possession 37% 63%
Passes 65 116
Total Shots 4 7
Shots on Target 4 7
Velvyy alitawala kila kitu. Mpira 63%, pasi 116, shots 7, na zote 7 on target. Lakini kapoteza.
DO I CARE?? pasi 65 tu, shots 4, zote 4 on target, zote 4 goli. 100% conversion rate. Huu ni ushenzi wa hali ya juu. Haaland akiwa na mpira langoni ni goli tu.

2. GK wa DO I CARE?? = MVP

• Saves 3 vs 0: GK wa DO I CARE?? kaokoa shots 3. Bila yeye mechi ingeisha 4-7.
• Velvyy 7 on target kapata 3 tu. Maana GK amekataa kuwa meme.
• GK wa velvyy alikuwa likizo maana hakuna shot iliyokosa lango kutoka kwa DO I CARE??

3. Ulinzi ulifanya kazi yake

• Interceptions 18 vs 16: DO I CARE?? walikaba zaidi licha ya kutawaliwa.
• Tackles 6 vs 2: Walilazimika kutetea sana. 37% possession maana yake ulikuwa unakimbizana na mpira dakika 90.
• *Fouls 2 vs 0: Tactical fouls 2 zimeokoa mechi. Lazima ukate counter wakati mwingine.

4. "Tiki-Taka ya Bure"
Velvyy: 91 successful passes, 7 shots on target, 3 magoli.
DO I CARE??: 48 successful passes, 4 shots on target, 4 magoli.

Velvyy alipiga pasi mara 2 zaidi kwa goli 1 pungufu. Hii ndio maana jina la timu ni "DO I CARE??". Hawajali stats zako za kijinga, wanajali matokeo. 37% possession wamechukua points 3.

Hitimisho: Mechi ya Efficiency vs Dominance
1. DO I CARE?? walicheza kama Frontier/Al Duhail: Acha mpira, kaba, choma kila nafasi. 4 shots = 4 magoli ni kiwango cha kompyuta.
2. Velvyy alicheza kama Benfica/FORFEIT: Mpira mwingi, pasi nyingi, lakini finishing haipo. 7 on target kupata magoli 3 ni wastani tu.
3. Tofauti iko golini: GK wa DO I CARE?? na saves 3 ndiye aliamua mechi.

Picha inasema yote: Haaland anacheka "nilikuambia", Ronaldo analia "nimepiga shots 7".

Hii mechi inathibitisha theory mpya ya eFootball: Possession haishindi mechi. Finishing + GK inashinda mechi.

Mkuu wewe ni DO I CARE?? au velvyy? Maana kama wewe ni DO I CARE?? basi uko kwenye form ya Frontier. Kama wewe ni velvyy, pole sana 😂 Lazima tufanye mazoezi ya finishing na ubadilishe GK.

 

[Warld]

DO I CARE?? pasi 65 tu, shots 4, zote 4 on target, zote 4 goli. 100% conversion rate. Huu ni ushenzi wa hali ya juu. Haaland akiwa na mpira langoni ni goli tu.

 

[Warld]

Hitimisho: Mechi ya Efficiency vs Dominance
1. DO I CARE?? walicheza kama Frontier/Al Duhail: Acha mpira, kaba, choma kila nafasi. 4 shots = 4 magoli ni kiwango cha kompyuta.
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[Warld]

2. Velvyy alicheza kama Benfica/FORFEIT: Mpira mwingi, pasi nyingi, lakini finishing haipo. 7 on target kupata magoli 3 ni wastani tu.
Selikavu

 

[Selikavu]

2. Velvyy alicheza kama Benfica/FORFEIT: Mpira mwingi, pasi nyingi, lakini finishing haipo. 7 on target kupata magoli 3 ni wastani tu.
Selikavu

Embu naboost simu tulud wewe 😃😃😃

 

[Warld]

Embu naboost simu tulud wewe 😃😃😃

😂🤠😂🤠

 

[Jogoo wa Shamba II]

Mkuu hatujawahi kugusa

Mimi ni kibonde tu mkuu" ntakula nyingi 🤣🤣

 

[Warld]

Mimi ni kibonde tu mkuu" ntakula nyingi 🤣🤣

Acha basi mkuu

 

[Warld]

Leo naangalia WC kwa mara ya kwamza sababu ni DIATTA jitu la mtumba

 

[Warld]

Nadhani wote macho yenu yapo kwa DIATTA the magician mnafurahia huduma yake.

 

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[Razorblade]

Unafki utaacha lini

Nimeomba kua mwanafunzi wako mkuu.