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Kuna jamaa wawili, ni vibaka, sasa walimuona dada mmoja pale Mwenge ameweka pesa nyingi tu kwenye temperature yake, anasubiri daladala. Wakapanga kwenda kuzichukua, muda wote mi nawachoraa tuu, wa kwanza akamsogelea yule dada nakuanza kumpiga vibao, tena vya nguvu tu, huku akisema, " we nakuachia pesa kumbe unakuja kufanya um...ya wako tu huku, na leo umeniomba ATM kadi yangu, kumbe ndio ujinga unaokuja kufanya huku!, au hii pochi ndo inakupa kiburi?, eeeh???""" akamnyang'anya ile pochi, halaf ili kuua so vizuri, yule jamaa wa pili alikuwa akipita pita pembeni nakudokeza, " yaani nyie mambo yenu ya nyumbani mnakuja kuya anika huku kituoni?? kwendeni zenu kule"" Aaaa hii ilikuwa noma!
 
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that was really Bad!
 
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Dah shetan katamalaki...
 
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Wewe kumbe sio polisi jamii, usingeleta hii habari maana haukutoa msaada wowote.
 
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Kuna jamaa wawili, ni vibaka, sasa walimuona dada mmoja pale Mwenge ameweka pesa nyingi tu kwenye temperature yake, anasubiri daladala. Wakapanga kwenda kuzichukua, muda wote mi nawachoraa tuu, wa kwanza akamsogelea yule dada nakuanza kumpiga vibao, tena vya nguvu tu, huku akisema, " we nakuachia pesa kumbe unakuja kufanya um...ya wako tu huku, na leo umeniomba ATM kadi yangu, kumbe ndio ujinga unaokuja kufanya huku!, au hii pochi ndo inakupa kiburi?, eeeh???""" akamnyang'anya ile pochi, halaf ili kuua so vizuri, yule jamaa wa pili alikuwa akipita pita pembeni nakudokeza, " yaani nyie mambo yenu ya nyumbani mnakuja kuya anika huku kituoni?? kwendeni zenu kule"" Aaaa hii ilikuwa noma!


Huyo alingia choo cha kike.
 
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ndo kuna dogo zangu siku ya idd mosi walipewa pesa za sikukuu(wawili wakike na m1 wakiume), yule dogo wa kike akaiweka hiyo pesa kwenye pochi, basi wakati wanatembea tembea akaidondosha, dogo wa kiume akaiona ile pochi(yeye alikuwa kwa nyuma yao) jamaa m1 akaiokota na kumwambia dogo usiseme, na dogo hakusema

dogo wakike akaja home analia kuwa kadondosha pochi na kuna mtu kaiokota na shahidi ni huyo dogo wa kiume, basi wakati tunamuhoji huyo dogo akawa anakubali kuwa alimuona anaiokota. lakini badae dogo akajiona mjinga akawa akiulizwa tena akawa anajibu kuwa hakumuona wakati anaokota ila alipishana nae huyo jamaa.

sasa hiyo stori yako kwa wewe unafanana na huyo dogo angu tu hakuna ubishi
 
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Alafu unasema kabsa eti nilikua nawachora sa unadhani sifa
 
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Wewe haufahi.Kwa nini haukwenda mkutonya huyo Dada.Mimi nimeisha wasaidia sana wa aina hiyo pale ubungo na Tegeta.
 
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Sasa unatufundisha nini Kama hata msaada haukutoa!
 
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Acheni kukandia,mnakuwa ka hamuwajui mateja walivyo,ukijifanya polisi jamii leo,kesho ukikatiza mitaa hiyo lazima wakukite bisibisi ya mbavu au viwembe vya reception!naungana nanyi kumpa pole huyo dada.
 
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hata ka unge act ka polisi jamii ingekua umbea tu mana ni mambo ya kifamilia...................huh
 
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Amakweli ugum wa maisha unaoletwa na CCM ndo kipimo cha akili
 
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