Diary of the bored housewife

[Karucee]

Tag me so that I can see a notification when I wake. Wanna have a mind boggling thing before dawn mum.

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Might not boggle your mind.

But your pants might do a happy dance if the story goes erotic. 😉😉

 

[Word]

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Utakuwa huingii humu ukishapiga Balimi shaurilo.

[emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1] sema sio tatizo Sana ila tuko pamoja mama nanilii

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[Carnivora]

Might not boggle your mind.

But your pants might do a happy dance if the story goes erotic. [emoji6][emoji6]

Seems like you're compounding it to erotics only to make my official parts as hard as an ebony stick. God forbid. Just tagg me before niende mnara kwa Abdala Kichwawazi.

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[James Comey]

The title reminded me of A Tyler Perry's 'Diary of Mad Black Woman'

Mambo yasiwe mengi, mengi yasiwe mambo

 

[ERoni]

Kichwa kimeuma, kimalkia ni janga[emoji39]!!!

 

[sabosabo]

Siwezi potea.

I missed writing.

Infact am contemplating writing some more.

Yeah,Fanya hivyo

Itakua vizuri sana

 

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The title reminded me of A Tyler Perry's 'Diary of Tired Black Woman'

Mambo yasiwe mengi, mengi yasiwe mambo

My mind thought something like "Mad Woman".

 

[Karucee]

With the rings in their place on her beautiful fingers, Annette opened the gate and slumped to the ground immediately after it closed behind her and sat with her arms around her knees. She was not sure whether to laugh or cry as the events of the night replayed in her mind.

Like man, she thought to herself. That young man had guts. And a little smile arched her lips. Then reality hit her and she sighed as she watched her beautiful home down the slope. A three bedroomed maisonette, the envy of the small town. To the world, she had everything. Everything it took to make any woman happy. Except for hollowness in her heart. At this point she fought back tears and headed to the door. Alas, her husband wasn't back home and she was delighted. Not that she really cared but she liked to avoid friction between them.

She run her bath and slowly prepared herself for the tub. She added her favourite lavender essential oils and she felt heavenly as she soaked in the tub for what seemed like eternity until she heard the sound of her husband's car engine roaring at the gate. She quickly unplugged the tub dried herself threw a gown over her head and jumped into bed. She certainly didn't want to explain the late night baths or he might sense she wasn't at home.

Luckily for her, in his drunken stupor, he crashed on the couch and snored the early dawn away. Annette sighed with relief and rose to splurge her lavender moisturizer on herself. She took time to write a few sentences in her diary in a language not even the devil could understand. Then it was bedtime for her too.

 

[James Comey]

Is this a lived experience or just a creative writing from a thoughtful imagination?

Siwezi potea.

I missed writing.

Infact am contemplating writing some more.

Mambo yasiwe mengi, mengi yasiwe mambo

 

[Karucee]

My mind thought something like "Mad Woman".

And I thought of that title too. But she ain't mad.

 

[Karucee]

Seems like you're compounding it to erotics only to make my official parts as hard as an ebony stick. God forbid. Just tagg me before niende mnara kwa Abdala Kichwawazi.

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Hahahaaaa.

Go with the flow. None of that tonight.

 

[Karucee]

Is this a lived experience or just a creative writing from a thoughtful imagination?

Mambo yasiwe mengi, mengi yasiwe mambo

What do you think James?

 

[Karucee]

[emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1] sema sio tatizo Sana ila tuko pamoja mama nanilii

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Mama naniiiiiii

 

[Word]

Mama naniiiiiii

Najua Ni mama ila sijui Ni mama nani.

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And I thought of that title too. But she ain't mad.

Not Annette for God's sake, how could she be?

Was making some remark on Perry's 'Diary of a mad black woman.'

 

[Karucee]

Not Annette for God's sake, how could she be?

Was making some remark on Perry's 'Diary of a mad black woman.'

I know what you mean.

 

[Karucee]

Najua Ni mama ila sijui Ni mama nani.

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Haya. Tuendelee na story

 

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I know what you mean.

Had to reread your previous post about the title, this one sounds cool, otherwise it could have been a copy paste.

 

[James Comey]

What do you think James?

I'm thinking it to be basing on a true story. Most of likely imaginations have ignition point.

Mambo yasiwe mengi, mengi yasiwe mambo

 

[James Comey]

My mind thought something like "Mad Woman".

It is. Sorry, nilikosea hapo

Mambo yasiwe mengi, mengi yasiwe mambo