Zeddicus
JF-Expert Member
- May 5, 2012
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Two little boys stole a bag of
oranges from
their neighbor & decided to go
to a calm place to share the
loot one of
them suggested the nearby cemetery .
As they were
jumping the big gate to enter
the cemetery, 2
oranges fell out of the bag
behind the
gate but they didnt bother to pick
them since they had enough in d
bag .Few
minuets latter A
drunkard on his way from a
local bar passes near the cemetery gate
and heard a voice:
One for me, one for u. One
for me, one
for u
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to
the local priest. Father father
pls come with mecome
and witness God & Satan sharing
corpse at the
cemetery. They both ran back to the
cemetery gate and the voice
continued:
One for me, one for u, one for
me, one for u., one for me, one
for u.. Suddenly the voice stop
counting and says:
Hey, What about the two at
the gate?
you needed to see marathon
race .even the priest almost passed the
church gate !!!
shouting we are not dead yet .
oranges from
their neighbor & decided to go
to a calm place to share the
loot one of
them suggested the nearby cemetery .
As they were
jumping the big gate to enter
the cemetery, 2
oranges fell out of the bag
behind the
gate but they didnt bother to pick
them since they had enough in d
bag .Few
minuets latter A
drunkard on his way from a
local bar passes near the cemetery gate
and heard a voice:
One for me, one for u. One
for me, one
for u
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to
the local priest. Father father
pls come with mecome
and witness God & Satan sharing
corpse at the
cemetery. They both ran back to the
cemetery gate and the voice
continued:
One for me, one for u, one for
me, one for u., one for me, one
for u.. Suddenly the voice stop
counting and says:
Hey, What about the two at
the gate?
you needed to see marathon
race .even the priest almost passed the
church gate !!!
shouting we are not dead yet .
