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Mwanasayansi mmoja, alifanikiwa kutengeneza robort ambalo lilikua na uwezo wa kugundua kama mtu anadanganya na linampiga kibao. Paaaaaah!! Tajiri mmoja aliekua anamiliki shule aliamua kulinunua ili kuwakomesha watoto watoro na wahongo shuleni kwake.

Kwanza aliamua kulijaribishia nyumbani kwake. Mda wa dinner, yeye, mtoto wao Johnny na mkewe.
BABA: Johnny jana ulikua wapi?
JOHNNY: nilienda shule baba. (KIBAO..Paaaah) nilikua kwa kina Mark.
BABA: Ulikua unafanya nini?
JOHNNY: Tulikua tuna fanya home work… Paaaaaaaah,, aahh Tulikua tunaangalia movie
BABA: Movie gani mbona hapa nyumbani zipo nyingi tu?
JOHNNY: Harry Potter… Paaaaahh, ahah Porn movies
BABA: (Hasira) Pumbavu, sie wakati wa umri kama wenu tulikua tunawaza masomo na.. …. Paaaaaah
JOHNNY: (Kicheko… kwi kwi kwi kwi..)
MAMA: We tabia gani kumcheka Baba yako? Paaaaah Kibao!
Duh?
 
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Hiyo ipelekwe mahakamani na kwenye viwanja vya mikutano ya kampen wakati wa uchaguzi!
 
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ha ha ha maza naye alisema uongo kuwa yule alikuwa baba yake na Johnny!!! akaambulia kibao.....
 
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Teh teh teh.....
 
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Mmmmh naogopa kama litapelekwa huko maana itabidi lianze na Kiranja Mkuu mwenyewe, siju FFu watalifanyeje huko??
Hiyo ipelekwe mahakamani na kwenye viwanja vya mikutano ya kampen wakati wa uchaguzi!
 
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kibao alichopigwa mama ni soo. Maana amepigwa shavuni maumivu yake moyoni
 
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HAHAHAH Maza muongo naye kumbe mtoto sio wa huyo baba
 
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Pale kwenye jibu la kuangalia porn...angepigwa tena angesema tulikuwa tunafanya......
 
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hilo robort lilitakiwa kuwekwa chumbani kwa wana ndoa wanaume wangekuwa wanalabuliwa kila siku kwa kweli me nitalinunua
 
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Linafaa lipelekwe ikulu kwa jk, ahadi zake zote ni za uongo.
 
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hiyo inafaa sana wakati wa kawpeni za uchaguzi na wapewe magamba litawanyosha sana.
 
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duh hiyo kubwa kuliko
 
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Mwanasayansi mmoja, alifanikiwa kutengeneza robort ambalo lilikua na uwezo wa kugundua kama mtu anadanganya na linampiga kibao. Paaaaaah!! Tajiri mmoja aliekua anamiliki shule aliamua kulinunua ili kuwakomesha watoto watoro na wahongo shuleni kwake. Kwanza aliamua kulijaribishia nyumbani kwake. Mda wa dinner, yeye, mtoto wao Johnny na mkewe.
BABA: Johnny jana ulikua wapi?
JOHNNY: nilienda shule baba. (KIBAO..Paaaah) nilikua kwa kina Mark.
BABA: Ulikua unafanya nini?
JOHNNY: T hiyo inafaa sana wakati wa kawpeni za uchaguzi na wapewe magamba litawanyosha sana.


Mh!!!
 
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naomba unitumie li roboti moja manake huyu gf wangu mmmh..naona itasaidia
 
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naomba unitumie li roboti moja manake huyu gf wangu mmmh..naona itasaidia
Ha ha ha ha ha ha... Litamuua bure mana hawa dada zetu walivyo waongo cku hz... Hata likiletwa humu JF itakuwa ni balaa tupu
 

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