Dark humor thread. Lets dark darken the timeline

[Kunguru wa Manzese]

Dark humor
is a style of comedy that makes light of subject matter that is generally considered taboo, particularly subjects that are normally considered serious or painful to discuss.

Writers and comedians often use it as a tool for exploring vulgar issues by provoking discomfort, serious thought, and amusement for their audience

 

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Short story

 

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Impregnating a street girl so she can have something in her stomach

 

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Was playing hide and seek with my grandpa, he won because he hid in the ground

 

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I went to my boss's funeral and I knelt down to his coffin . And whispered "Who's late now?"

 

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I just got a new job as a mortuary attendant and I hope you are all dying to see me

 

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Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding she’d say: “you’re next”. So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

 

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I found orphans begging at the church gate took them in so they can see the father

 

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What do you call a pregnant slave?
~buy one get one free

 

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Two deaf kids walikuwa wakinisengenya na sign language so I switched off the lights.

 

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Was at an accident scene and someone wondered why only 3 out of 14 passengers died instead of all of them ,he was sad about it when I asked him why he said he sells coffins.

 

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Eating girls so that i can have something in my stomach

 

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killed this homeless dude, he is now in a funeral home

 

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I asked a blind guy ,"where do you see your self five years from now? "

 

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As I DJ invited to play in a party at an orphanage... In the heat of the party... I switched Playlist to tekno's and looped the part that says.. "where your mama dey o, where your papa dey o"