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watu8 said:
Hizi lugha hizi mmhhhh!!! hebu itafsiri hii kitu kwa kimatumbi

"Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there."

cc King'asti nisaidie kimatumbi cha hiyo makitu hapo juu
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watu8 said:
Hizi lugha hizi mmhhhh!!! hebu itafsiri hii kitu kwa kimatumbi

"Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there."

cc King'asti nisaidie kimatumbi cha hiyo makitu hapo juu
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Mafanikio ni kama kupata mimba, kila mtu atakupongeza lakini hajui /hakuna anayejua ume mbwato mara ngapi/kiasi gani mpaka uko kwenye hali hiyo.

Nakumbuka siku hizi kuna vijana lazima wazunguke uwani.
 
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h120 said:
  1. Had a really great "Night Out" last night, According to
    my police report.
  2. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'
  3. If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good
    position to kiss my ass!
  4. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems,
    I'm tired of solving them for you.
  5. The road to success is always under
    construction.
  6. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
  7. Born to express not to impress.
  8. Silent people have the loudest minds.
  9. Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than
    to admit it's killing you.
  10. You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to
    surf.
  11. Life is like photography, You use the negatives to
    develop.
  12. Two things are infinite: the universe and human
    stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
  13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's
    left.
  14. When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means
    you've stopped living your life their way.
  15. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first
    thing you have to do is wake up.
  16. I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy
    imagination.
  17. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to
    think.
  18. You never know how strong you are, until being strong
    is the only choice you have.
  19. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
  20. When life puts you in tough situations, don't say, why
    me? Just say, try me!
  21. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the
    same side Now.
  22. If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means
    that you are 'Above them'.
  23. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more
    intelligently.
  24. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that
    you don't have to remember what you said.
  25. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful
    people with talent.
  26. Be a good person, But don't try to prove.
  27. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
  28. Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to
    kill them.
  29. I am not failed......My success is just
    postponed.
  30. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise
    your standard.
  31. When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!!
    Competition".
  32. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
  33. I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i
    was wrong.
  34. I know i am something, Because god doesn't create
    garbage.
  35. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one
    of them pretty!
  36. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
  37. If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
  38. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am
    smoking.
  39. I am not drunk, I am just chemically
    off-balanced.
  40. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK
    ON.
  41. I am so poor that i can't pay attention in
    class.
  42. Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental
    words.
  43. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm
    God.
  44. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  45. Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates
    you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
  46. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
  47. Nothing is over until you stop trying.
  48. Person you love is 72.8% water.
  49. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better
    class of people.
  50. People say, you can't live without love...I think
    oxygen is more important.
  51. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having
    brain.
  52. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the
    wrong way.
  53. she's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it
    says "Made in china".
  54. I drink to make other people interesting.
  55. If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.
  56. Save water drink beer.
  57. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of
    opportunity.
  58. Not all men are fo

    mmmm uko juu thanks
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