Before you marry

[utafiti]

ahaha utanifanya nizidishe u know lol

Safi sana ongeza kidogo habibty....

 

[tethering]

Before you MARRY a lady, invite her
for dinner, eat together & watch out for the
following:-
1. If she starts eating the meat before you it
implies that, she will plan for your salary/income
before you collect it.

2. If she wants to share the meat equally, she
won't be obedient to you, she will always question
your authority.

3. If she asks for juice and water, I am sorry for
you, she is used to hotel quickies! Put her on
voice-mail.

4. If she has a bigger spoon than u, it means u
can't win any argument with her at all and she
may end up beating you one day.

5. If her mouth makes noise while eating, it
means she can't keep secrets.

Du! Hii theory umeitoa wapi

 

[Viol]

Safi sana ongeza kidogo habibty....

Nitaweka herufi @ ....halafu pachimbike

 

[utafiti]

Nitaweka herufi @ ....halafu pachimbike

Ohooooo

 

[Miss Neddy]

Nitaweka herufi @ ....halafu pachimbike

hahaha Viol udukuzi umeanza lini

 

[Viol]

hahaha Viol udukuzi umeanza lini

Hahahaha natishia tu wala usiogope

 

[Chinga One]

Ndoa hazinaga straight formular, mambo yanabadilika kutokana mtu na mtu

inategemea 'ntu na ntu'..

 

[data]

ka ukweli flan ivi..!

 

[Zogwale]

Na kwa wanaume niaje? Tuweke wazi pande zote maana wanaume wengine mhhhhhh.

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Wacha wafu wawazike wafu wenzao!!!