Before you marry

[Viol]

Ndoa hazinaga straight formular, mambo yanabadilika kutokana mtu na mtu

Aaaah mkuu mengine ni kufurahisha tu,ila mapenzi yana namna tofauti kwa kila mtu unayekutana naye

 

[Viol]

huo muda wakuchunguza upooo???????? atachowaza gegedo tu....

Na akishagegeda ndo atawaza

 

[Viol]

Aiseeeeh Kazi kweli kweli....

Si ndogo

 

[Viol]

Kwenye dunia yetu ya Tanzania ambayo hatuna kwenda kula hotelini ni bahati na tulizoea kula kwenye mkeka wetu kwa mikono... utaonea wengi

Mkuu Tanzania mbona wapo tu wanaokula kwa uma na kisu

 

[Viol]

hahahaha namba 1 imenichekesha je kama kwa hiyo tuwe tunategea lol kazi ipo afu namba 4na 5 kwa mtu aliefundishwa nidhamu ya kula tangu utotoni hivyo vitu kwake hawezi fanya

Mbele ya msosi wa ukweli kuna kusahau hizo kanuni za nidhamu ya kula

 

[Jerrymsigwa]

Viol habari yako?

 

[Mahondaw]

Na akishagegeda ndo atawaza

visa chungu na teleeee

 

[Evelyn Salt]

We huna makalio?

kwakuwa nakalia kichwa....!!!

 

[Usedcountrynewpipo]

...and she may end up beating you one day! Hapo iko sheedah!

 

[KikulachoChako]

....wanajamii kama kuna mtu mwenye dikshonari karibu aniazime
na mimi nitoe maoni yangu kwenye huu Uzi...
Twafadharini jamani...

 

[suregirl]

Mmmmhhhhh 😕😕😕😕😕😕:banghead:😎😎

 

[Bavaria]

Aaaah mkuu mengine ni kufurahisha tu,ila mapenzi yana namna tofauti kwa kila mtu unayekutana naye

kabisa kaka, nakuunga mkono

 

[eliewaha msangi]

ndio wanawake hao

 

[Threesixteen Himself]

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anhaa.....na kama mnakula maharage je?

 

[Viol]

kwakuwa nakalia kichwa....!!!

Hebu tuhakikishe basi

 

[Viol]

ndio wanawake hao

Ndio manake mkuu

 

[Viol]

!
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anhaa.....na kama mnakula maharage je?

Atakubali kwanza kula maharage.
!

 

[Viol]

....wanajamii kama kuna mtu mwenye dikshonari karibu aniazime
na mimi nitoe maoni yangu kwenye huu Uzi...
Twafadharini jamani...

Mkuu mbona hiyo lugha chepesi sana iliyotumika

 

[Viol]

Viol habari yako?

Poa mkuu mambo vipi uko poa lakoni?

 

[illuh]

what if she is hungry, na amemiss meat pengine 6 months wewe ndio umempa nyama siku hiyo??

Before you MARRY a lady, invite her
for dinner, eat together & watch out for the
following:-
1. If she starts eating the meat before you it
implies that, she will plan for your salary/income
before you collect it.

2. If she wants to share the meat equally, she
won't be obedient to you, she will always question
your authority.

3. If she asks for juice and water, I am sorry for
you, she is used to hotel quickies! Put her on
voice-mail.

4. If she has a bigger spoon than u, it means u
can't win any argument with her at all and she
may end up beating you one day!

5. If her mouth makes noise while eating, it
means she can't keep secrets.