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Atafutae haachi, akiacha kapata!
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I got to see and to hear, touch and feel the minds of ma fellows with dark melanine skins. The way we perceive the use of technology in our life....99.9% take it as a place to throw their senseless staff so they make 99.9% of the site to be senseless!
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- #24
R-E-V-E-A-L-E-D !
Beautiful Woman
Seeking Rich Husband
Gets Served By Rich
Investment Banker
You may or may not
have see this yet, but
its been making rounds
on facebook and other
social media sites for a
few days now, and I
thought, why not share
with you guys?
Meanwhile, this post
isnt exactly new to the
net as it first surface
years ago.
After a woman went to
a public forum asking
what she should do to
find a rich husband, she
got a response she
probably wasnt
expecting.
Title: What should I do
to marry a rich guy?
Im going to be honest
of what Im going to
say here. Im 25 this
year. Im very pretty,
have style and good
taste. I wish to marry a
guy with $500k annual
salary or above. You
might say that Im
greedy, but an annual
salary of $1M is
considered only as
middle class in New
York.
My requirement is not
high. Is there anyone in
this forum who has an
income of $500k annual
salary? Are you all
married? I wanted to
ask: what should I do to
marry rich persons like
you?
Among those Ive
dated, the richest is $
250k annual income, and
it seems that this is my
upper limit.
If someone is going to
move into high cost
residential area on the
west of New York City
Garden(?), $250k annual
income is not enough.
Im here humbly to ask
a few questions:
1) Where do most rich
bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the
names and addresses
of bars, restaurant,
gym)
2) Which age group
should I target?
3) Why most wives of
the riches are only
average-looking ? Ive
met a few girls who
dont have looks and are
not interesting, but
they are able to marry
rich guys.
4) How do you decide
who can be your wife,
and who can only be
your girlfriend? (my
target now is to get
married)
Ms. Pretty
And below is the
shocking response that
she reportedly received
from a not-so-flattere
d CEO of JP Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post
with great interest.
Guess there are lots of
girls out there who have
similar questions like
yours. Please allow me
to analyse your
situation as a
professional investor.
My annual income is
more than $500k, which
meets your
requirement, so I hope
everyone believes that
Im not wasting time
here.
From the standpoint of
a business person, it is
a bad decision to marry
you. The answer is very
simple, so let me
explain.
Put the details aside,
what youre trying to do
is an exchange of
beauty and money :
Person A provides
beauty, and Person B
pays for it, fair and
square.
However, theres a
deadly problem here,
your beauty will fade,
but my money will not
be gone without any
good reason. The fact
is, my income might
increase from year to
year, but you cant be
prettier year after year.
Hence from the
viewpoint of economics,
I am an appreciation
asset, and you are a
depreciation asset. Its
not just normal
depreciation, but
exponential depreciation.
If that is your only
asset, your value will be
much worse 10 years
later.
By the terms we use in
Wall Street, every
trading has a position,
dating with you is also a
trading position.
If the trade value
dropped we will sell it
and it is not a good idea
to keep it for long term
same goes with the
marriage that you
wanted. It might be
cruel to say this, but in
order to make a wiser
decision any assets
with great depreciation
value will be sold or
leased.
Anyone with over $500k
annual income is not a
fool; we would only
date you, but will not
marry you. I would
advice that you forget
looking for any clues to
marry a rich guy. And by
the way, you could
make yourself to
become a rich person
with $500k annual
income.This has better
chance than finding a
rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
Signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
Beautiful Woman
Seeking Rich Husband
Gets Served By Rich
Investment Banker
You may or may not
have see this yet, but
its been making rounds
on facebook and other
social media sites for a
few days now, and I
thought, why not share
with you guys?
Meanwhile, this post
isnt exactly new to the
net as it first surface
years ago.
After a woman went to
a public forum asking
what she should do to
find a rich husband, she
got a response she
probably wasnt
expecting.
Title: What should I do
to marry a rich guy?
Im going to be honest
of what Im going to
say here. Im 25 this
year. Im very pretty,
have style and good
taste. I wish to marry a
guy with $500k annual
salary or above. You
might say that Im
greedy, but an annual
salary of $1M is
considered only as
middle class in New
York.
My requirement is not
high. Is there anyone in
this forum who has an
income of $500k annual
salary? Are you all
married? I wanted to
ask: what should I do to
marry rich persons like
you?
Among those Ive
dated, the richest is $
250k annual income, and
it seems that this is my
upper limit.
If someone is going to
move into high cost
residential area on the
west of New York City
Garden(?), $250k annual
income is not enough.
Im here humbly to ask
a few questions:
1) Where do most rich
bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the
names and addresses
of bars, restaurant,
gym)
2) Which age group
should I target?
3) Why most wives of
the riches are only
average-looking ? Ive
met a few girls who
dont have looks and are
not interesting, but
they are able to marry
rich guys.
4) How do you decide
who can be your wife,
and who can only be
your girlfriend? (my
target now is to get
married)
Ms. Pretty
And below is the
shocking response that
she reportedly received
from a not-so-flattere
d CEO of JP Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post
with great interest.
Guess there are lots of
girls out there who have
similar questions like
yours. Please allow me
to analyse your
situation as a
professional investor.
My annual income is
more than $500k, which
meets your
requirement, so I hope
everyone believes that
Im not wasting time
here.
From the standpoint of
a business person, it is
a bad decision to marry
you. The answer is very
simple, so let me
explain.
Put the details aside,
what youre trying to do
is an exchange of
beauty and money :
Person A provides
beauty, and Person B
pays for it, fair and
square.
However, theres a
deadly problem here,
your beauty will fade,
but my money will not
be gone without any
good reason. The fact
is, my income might
increase from year to
year, but you cant be
prettier year after year.
Hence from the
viewpoint of economics,
I am an appreciation
asset, and you are a
depreciation asset. Its
not just normal
depreciation, but
exponential depreciation.
If that is your only
asset, your value will be
much worse 10 years
later.
By the terms we use in
Wall Street, every
trading has a position,
dating with you is also a
trading position.
If the trade value
dropped we will sell it
and it is not a good idea
to keep it for long term
same goes with the
marriage that you
wanted. It might be
cruel to say this, but in
order to make a wiser
decision any assets
with great depreciation
value will be sold or
leased.
Anyone with over $500k
annual income is not a
fool; we would only
date you, but will not
marry you. I would
advice that you forget
looking for any clues to
marry a rich guy. And by
the way, you could
make yourself to
become a rich person
with $500k annual
income.This has better
chance than finding a
rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
Signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
- Thread starter
- #26
Dating is
reserved for mature
men and women who
have reached
marriageable age and
are actively seeking
their life mate.
The restrictions on
dating do not stem
from old-fashioned
prudishness. Rather
they are a key
ingredient in the
creation of stable
marriages between
compatible spouses.
You Will Find What
You Seek
The focus of a date is
to determine whether
this person one is
seeing has the qualities
and values which will
allow the two of them
to live together
harmoniously and
happily for the rest of
their lives. Hence,
successful dating is an
art; it requires the mind
to take control of a
domain which
traditionally and
instinctively belongs to
the heart.
The restrictions on
dating are a key
ingredient in the
creation of stable
marriages
Following this reasoning,
the setting for the date
should be one conducive
for an extended private
conversation, and both
parties should be
prepared to candidly
describe their visions
and goals for
themselves and their
family. A date at the
cinema, for example,
sheds little light on
anything, and only
serves to bring the two
to an emotional
attachment before it is
healthy for them to
have one, for it
interferes with the
ability to make an
objective decision. Once
the mind has decided,
then the heart too
must agree. When both
mind and heart agree
that the person is
compatible, then "let
the celebration begin!"
Serious and goal-
oriented dating lays a
strong foundation for
marriage. A marriage
with such a foundation
will likely survive the
stress and harsh
conditions which will
inevitably arrive
sometime in the years
to follow. This is the
Christian way, and we
daresay it is also the
common sense
approach.
Today, with the
loosening of social
restrictions on the
mingling and
fraternizing between
the sexes, many
marriages start off as
casual
acquaintanceships. Two
people meet, a
relatively shallow
conversation is initiated,
sparks begin to fly, and
after a period of
intense courting and
romance, off they go to
the town clerk for a
marriage license. The
approach to dating has
become increasingly
focused on attraction
and romance, and less
focused on real
compatibility. "Love
conquers all," is a
dangerous adage, and
perhaps the main
reason why nearly half
of all marriages dissolve
in divorce, and as a
society, we have
reached a point where
the prenuptial
agreement is as an
integral part of the
marriage process as the
marriage vows.
The heart following
the mind is a formula
for success
Fortunately, it seems
that many people are
discovering the wisdom
of serious dating and
focusing on
compatibility.
reserved for mature
men and women who
have reached
marriageable age and
are actively seeking
their life mate.
The restrictions on
dating do not stem
from old-fashioned
prudishness. Rather
they are a key
ingredient in the
creation of stable
marriages between
compatible spouses.
You Will Find What
You Seek
The focus of a date is
to determine whether
this person one is
seeing has the qualities
and values which will
allow the two of them
to live together
harmoniously and
happily for the rest of
their lives. Hence,
successful dating is an
art; it requires the mind
to take control of a
domain which
traditionally and
instinctively belongs to
the heart.
The restrictions on
dating are a key
ingredient in the
creation of stable
marriages
Following this reasoning,
the setting for the date
should be one conducive
for an extended private
conversation, and both
parties should be
prepared to candidly
describe their visions
and goals for
themselves and their
family. A date at the
cinema, for example,
sheds little light on
anything, and only
serves to bring the two
to an emotional
attachment before it is
healthy for them to
have one, for it
interferes with the
ability to make an
objective decision. Once
the mind has decided,
then the heart too
must agree. When both
mind and heart agree
that the person is
compatible, then "let
the celebration begin!"
Serious and goal-
oriented dating lays a
strong foundation for
marriage. A marriage
with such a foundation
will likely survive the
stress and harsh
conditions which will
inevitably arrive
sometime in the years
to follow. This is the
Christian way, and we
daresay it is also the
common sense
approach.
Today, with the
loosening of social
restrictions on the
mingling and
fraternizing between
the sexes, many
marriages start off as
casual
acquaintanceships. Two
people meet, a
relatively shallow
conversation is initiated,
sparks begin to fly, and
after a period of
intense courting and
romance, off they go to
the town clerk for a
marriage license. The
approach to dating has
become increasingly
focused on attraction
and romance, and less
focused on real
compatibility. "Love
conquers all," is a
dangerous adage, and
perhaps the main
reason why nearly half
of all marriages dissolve
in divorce, and as a
society, we have
reached a point where
the prenuptial
agreement is as an
integral part of the
marriage process as the
marriage vows.
The heart following
the mind is a formula
for success
Fortunately, it seems
that many people are
discovering the wisdom
of serious dating and
focusing on
compatibility.
byembalilwa
JF-Expert Member
- Aug 7, 2012
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Hapa umendika kisukuma au kingereza,! Poor english rud darasani ukasome kwanza.
- Thread starter
- #28
nonsense! Little mind@byembalilwa. You behave just like an adolescent one! By the way u aint true in ya statements, u seem to b unkind to yaself. Acha ushamba ww byembalilwa!!!%-)
J.lee
JF-Expert Member
- Mar 20, 2012
- 1,672
- 834
kwa mwendo huu utasubiri sana.
mshana org
JF-Expert Member
- Jan 28, 2012
- 2,091
- 619
mimi nilijua alye comment ni id zimeingiliana kumbe ameona ajisaidie
- Thread starter
- #33
Nothing bad with what I did. But I wish to say that everything someone does is always for his good and not otherwise. I wish you to know that I was trying to make it conspicuous. Ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Let me laugh at you! You seem to interfere with what you are not concerned with! I wont be wrong to call you confused wonderers, a little bit similar to a stupid one! I hope you will learn something.
ankol
JF-Expert Member
- Aug 21, 2012
- 2,628
- 4,970
Labda ili ampige msasa. chezea ndoa wewe!
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