Arushaone.... You Are Getting Old... Damn You!!

[Nicas Mtei]

safi sana shem, hata mimi nilikumiss sana huko mafichoni nilikokuwa....
tunamshukuru Mungu wote tupo salama kabisa.....
haya endelea kuandaa doz shem

Umeshatoka mafichoni? Ntakuja kukuona

 

[snowhite]

Arushaone, mi naona mwenye mwongozo muafaka kabisa kwa hilo ni mlongo wangu snowhite na siku hizi naona anamfundishafundisha shem wake Nicas Mtei, sijui kafikia wapi huyu dogo?

ahahahahhahahhahahha kitu mfidio mchezo!
ahahahahhaha sa hiz nawekeza tena kama NICOL vile!
hv uliniitia nini dada mkubwa?\
nishasaahu ujue!

 

[Nicas Mtei]

ahahahahhahahhahahha kitu mfidio mchezo!
ahahahahhaha sa hiz nawekeza tena kama NICOL vile!
hv uliniitia nini dada mkubwa?\
nishasaahu ujue!

Ndo unafidia?

 

[Mwali]

Am in love with you.... Come on, you know it, don't you? Eti Mwali??? Khaaa??

Nitakusema kwa Uncle Kaizer! mambo gani haya unataka kuleta?

 

[Asprin]

Nitakusema kwa Uncle Kaizer! mambo gani haya unataka kuleta?

Nimekosa mimi, nimekosa mimi, Nimekosa sana!

 

[sosoliso]

sosoliso niko Tanganyika hii tu ila sometimes phone inaandika SAFARICOM WELCOMES TO KENYA. Duh

basi uko Kenya ww arusha.. halafu inasemekana unakula dili la kupitisha wasomali mpakani hapo..

 

[Jiwe Linaloishi]

Mwaka moja tu Remmy. Ila nilishaota meno, kucha na mvi mpaka kunako. Daadeki!

hahahaha ndio maana unakunywa maziwa ya TBL tu..... hongera mkuuu

 

[Jiwe Linaloishi]

Nimekosa mimi, nimekosa mimi, Nimekosa sana!

ndio maana unastahili kumkosa mwali, bikira daima, wana-chit chat tukuombee we mkosefu, sasa na saa ya kwenda kijijini kwenu.................

 

[Paloma]

ndio maana unastahili kumkosa mwali, bikira daima, wana-chit chat tukuombee we mkosefu, sasa na saa ya kwenda kijijini kwenu.................

.......wote waitikie "na iwe hivyo"

 

[Mwali]

Nimekosa mimi, nimekosa mimi, Nimekosa sana!

Haya, umesamehewa. Umemuona Uncle? Mwambie namtafuta anipigie it is urgent

 

[gfsonwin]

Mwl gfsonwin tarehe 15 nimeiandika kwenye dayare.

usijali kabisa mdogo wangu nakuja Ar this this month.

 

[Mamaya]

huku cc mna vituko sana.

 

[Jiwe Linaloishi]

.......wote waitikie "na iwe hivyo"

na iwe hivyo kwa wazee wote kurudi kijijini watuachie sisi vijana jiji letu la maraha

 

[Remmy]

We sikuwezi, juzi nlimfuma Remmy akikupigia simu.... Kumbe mmefikia hatua hii?? Hawa mabosi wa siku hizi hawa!!

Ha ha ha haaaa

 

[Arushaone]

Nitakusema kwa Uncle Kaizer! mambo gani haya unataka kuleta?

Mwali afu nna kazi na wewe hilo lihifadhi.

 

[Arushaone]

basi uko Kenya ww arusha.. halafu inasemekana unakula dili la kupitisha wasomali mpakani hapo..

Kauka basi sosoliso usalama wasijeanza kunifatilia mkuu.

 

[Arushaone]

hahahaha ndio maana unakunywa maziwa ya TBL tu..... hongera mkuuu

Nalipa mshahara wa waziri mmoja kila mwezi kwa kunywa hayo mamilki ya TBL Sir Jiwe Linaloishi.

 

[Arushaone]

ndio maana unastahili kumkosa mwali, bikira daima, wana-chit chat tukuombee we mkosefu, sasa na saa ya kwenda kijijini kwenu.................

. . . . Amina!!

 

[Arushaone]

.......wote waitikie "na iwe hivyo"

Mhh!! Paloma ngashtuka!

 

[Arushaone]

Haya, umesamehewa. Umemuona Uncle? Mwambie namtafuta anipigie it is urgent

Nitume mimi nikamwambie.