angekuwa mwanao ungemfanyaje !!!

EL MAGNIFICAL · Jan 1, 2012

mzee mmoja alichoshwa na habari za mtaani kwamba mwanaye hata umuulize swali jepesi kupita yote ni lazima atakosa !!!
Siku moja akaamua kuandaa swali jepesi kupita kiasi ili amuulize mwanae mbele ya watu kufuta ile historia mbaya !!!
Siku ya siku ikafika mbele ya umati mshua akamuita mwanae kisha akamuuliza swali lifuatalo.....
mwanangu mtu mwenye umri wa miaka kati ya 18 hadi 35 huitwa KIJANA..... Je mtu mwenye umri kuanzia 36 hadi 50 ataitwa nani !.....
Toto bila hata ya kufikili kwa sauti likajb KIJUZI !!!!
Vp angekuwa mwanao ungemfanyaje !....

Erickb52 · Jan 1, 2012

Ningemtafutia kiroba anywe then namuuliza tena nione km itakuwa imemsaidia....hahahahaaa kilaza ni kilaza tu EL

EL MAGNIFICAL · Jan 1, 2012

Erickb52 said:
Ningemtafutia kiroba anywe then namuuliza tena nione km itakuwa imemsaidia....hahahahaaa kilaza ni kilaza tu EL

na kiroba tena angekuwa mpole kisha angejb KIMTONDOGOOO

Erickb52 · Jan 2, 2012

EL MAGNIFICAL said:
na kiroba tena angekuwa mpole kisha angejb KIMTONDOGOOO

Halafu huyo dogo atakuwa mtoto wa MADENGE, si unajua madenge alimpa mwanafunzi mwenzie mimba so mtoto wao atakuwa ndo huyo so pata jibu hapo mkuu

THK DJAYZZ · Jan 2, 2012

Yap ! Huyo mtoto alikuwa mbunifu natamani angekuwa mwanangu.

Pancras Suday · Jan 2, 2012

Bila shaka huyu mtoto alikuwa ni WAKUSOMA aka siku hizi anajiita c.............................................. :lol: :eyebrows::sorry::sorry:

chapaa · Jan 2, 2012

haina umuhimu wakumuuliza angemchunia tu

Mwali · Jan 2, 2012

WAHEED SUDAY said:
Bila shaka huyu mtoto alikuwa ni WAKUSOMA aka siku hizi anajiita c.............................................. :lol: :eyebrows::sorry::sorry:

huyo alikua kiboko aisee... sijui kaenda wapi!hahahaha
Jamaa alikua na maneno machafu utasema kameza choo!

AMINATA 9 · Jan 2, 2012

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa khaa!

nitonye · Jan 2, 2012

ningemrudisha kwenye tumbo la ***** ili akazaliwe tena

erco6 · Jan 3, 2012

nina badilishana nae na kipis cha sigara

Che Kalizozele · Jan 3, 2012

Huyu ni wa kupeleka polisi tu,hakuna jinsi.

Jaguar · Jan 3, 2012

Umetisha mkuu jerry mouse a.k.a El magnifical.

Shine · Jan 3, 2012

EL MAGNIFICAL said:
mzee mmoja alichoshwa na habari za mtaani kwamba mwanaye hata umuulize swali jepesi kupita yote ni lazima atakosa !!!
Siku moja akaamua kuandaa swali jepesi kupita kiasi ili amuulize mwanae mbele ya watu kufuta ile historia mbaya !!!
Siku ya siku ikafika mbele ya umati mshua akamuita mwanae kisha akamuuliza swali lifuatalo.....
mwanangu mtu mwenye umri wa miaka kati ya 18 hadi 35 huitwa KIJANA..... Je mtu mwenye umri kuanzia 36 hadi 50 ataitwa nani !.....
Toto bila hata ya kufikili kwa sauti likajb KIJUZI !!!!
Vp angekuwa mwanao ungemfanyaje !....

Unampeleka shule tu ndiyo itakayombadilisha

Shine · Jan 3, 2012

Erickb52 said:
Ningemtafutia kiroba anywe then namuuliza tena nione km itakuwa imemsaidia....hahahahaaa kilaza ni kilaza tu EL

Kama alikuwa akitaka kuongea kingeza ndo kiroba kingemsaidia

Shine · Jan 3, 2012

Yeye alijua ni mzembe ivyo akaamuuliza mbele ya watu akidhani watamwona mjanja?

EL MAGNIFICAL · Jan 3, 2012

nitonye said:
ningemrudisha kwenye tumbo la ***** ili akazaliwe tena

haaa ahaa haa mkuu process c itakuwa ndefu na mama ake akisema aludishwe alipotoka

EL MAGNIFICAL · Jan 3, 2012

Che Kalizozele said:
Huyu ni wa kupeleka polisi tu,hakuna jinsi.

mkuu ungemshtaki kwa lipi xaxa lol !

EL MAGNIFICAL · Jan 3, 2012

Jaguar said:
Umetisha mkuu jerry mouse a.k.a El magnifical.

kawaida bwana jaguar !
No one can catch you !

Spear_ · Jan 3, 2012

Mtoto umleavyo.....!!!

angekuwa mwanao ungemfanyaje !!!

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