Anataka kunikimbia....kisa....eti simfikishi kilimani!

[sir henry]

Hivi hii ina kilele?

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[sir henry]

Inaelekea nimechelewa jf kuna burudani kiasi hiki !

 

[Bajabiri]

I seeeee,jamani watu wana-mtihan

 

[sir henry]

Aisee inabidi nicheki. Kwani wakikosa hiyo kitu wanakuwaje?

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[sir henry]

Wakikosa ! bado hamna tatizo' g spot ' ni sawa na hiyo kitu !

 

[mojoki]

kiritimba naweza kuongea bila shaka mabeki 3 (house girls) ndo ngoma zake hawa binadam nilipata kuwa na uzoefu nao kipindi flan...mapenzi yao kama mnashusha injini ya scania vurugu tupu

 

[LATTICE BOND]

Duh!! huyo jini nini!! nenda kamfanyie bafuni huku mnaoga

 

[Ndechumia]

Pole bro, mwache achape lapa! Tafuta chuma kingine

 

[ndyoko]

Umenikumbusha hii sms;

"Baada ya shughuli kitandani MWANAMKE alimwambia mwanaume, "Gitaa lako dogo?".
Mwanaume akajibu, "Sawa lakini sikujua kama nitatumbuiza uwanja mpya wa Taifa"...

Kazi ni kwako............

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[mtoto mpole]

Mpe nauli aende zake...

 

[STIDE]

Pole sana kaka, ila nakusihi jaribu kumuweka faragha uongee nae ki-kubwa kuhusu tatizo linalokabili uhusiano wenu! HIZO NI CHANGAMOTO TU zitaisha!

 

[Baba Erick]

mnh! ndo maana sitaki mademu; eti &quot;it is there, it is there, it is there....!&quot; wapi?! shen zi taipu, wizi mtupu! na wewe unakubali tu! sa' sikiliza ili kujuwa kama kweli hiyo &quot;it is there&quot; ni ya kweli au ya kisanii. akishaanza kusema &quot;it is there, it is there, it is there....!&quot; tu nawe mwambie aseme neno &quot;kashata&quot; ukiona kapatia basi fahamu ni mwizi tu huyo unless umsikie akisema &quot;kanshansha!&quot;

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yaan kijana umenivunja mbavu