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# All the scientists die and go to heaven............

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by araway, Dec 8, 2011.

1. ### arawayJF-Expert Member

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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]They decide[/FONT]

[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]to play hide-n-seek.........
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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the
den...........
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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]He is supposed to count up to 100...[/FONT]
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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]and then start searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton
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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Newton[/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive] just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in
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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]front of Einstein...........
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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton
[/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive] standing in front........

Einstein says "Newton's out. Newton
[/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]'s....out....."
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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Newton denies and says Newton[/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive] is not out........
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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]He claims that he is not Newton[/FONT][FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton
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Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....
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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]That makes me Newton per meter squared...... [/FONT]
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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]since a Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!!" [/FONT]

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