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[Mtambuzi]

Kumbe ajira zenu ni hizi?
Nyani Ngabu - mchimba makaburi wailesi
ruttashobolwa - hakimu mahakama ya mwanzo kiburugwa
Madam B- paparazi gazeti la kiu
Babu DC- mstaafu afrika mashariki
The Boss - hedimasta tambaza (afazali kidogo huyu).
Mr Rocky -akauntant wa finca
Erickb52 - chalii,kapiga debe stendi moshi
Lizzy - nesi
Mamndenyi - bi mkora in real life,anafuga mapaka mwananyamala
sweetlady - sekeletare wa mzee Slaa
nitonye - mfanyabiashara maarufu
Vin Diesel - mpigaji,patna wa papaa msofe
Asprin - mchoma nyama fyatanga
cacico - mhudumu fyatanga
BADILI TABIA - mhudumu fyatanga
Yummy - mhudumu fyatanga
Kongosho - mwosha vyombo fyatanga,sa ingine anaosha magari na pia mlinzi
AshaDii - bodegadiwa sofia simba
Mtambuzi - karani mahakama ya kisutu
Young Master - yuko intern muhimbili
Bishanga - hedge fund mananger, bank of scotland,new york branch.
.........itaendelea

@Bishanga nakufungulia kesi ya Defamation...... Umenidhalilisha sana, yaani mimi ni karani, kweli kabisa unanishusha hadhi kiasi hicho....!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Labda anapenda harufu ya vumbi,kwi kwi kwi.
Halafu we jana kwa nini umegombana na babuDC? Ntakusemea kwa mama.

sijagombana na mtu mimi jana. Acha kunisingizia wewe bj

 

[cacico]

lol na The secretary nasikia ndio mwenye danguro la pale wazo hill!

 

[cacico]

Bishanga nakufungulia kesi ya Defamation...... Umenidhalilisha sana, yaani mimi ni karani, kweli kabisa unanishusha hadhi kiasi hicho....!

babu Mtambuzi mi miss story zako za kila ijumaa, cant wait!

 

[Mtambuzi]

babu Mtambuzi mi miss story zako za kila ijumaa, cant wait!

Nishaweka bana, naona umejishimbia huku.....
Leo vipi, tukutane Mtambuzi Pub au......................? C6 atakuwepo, Bishanga atakuwepo, Yummy atakuwepo, Madame B atakuwepo, charminglady atakuwepo, Paloma atakuwepo, na wengineo wengi tu watakuwepo...

 

[Nicole]

sawa mkuu wacha nipige kitabu kwanza

 

[Mentor]

Nishaweka bana, naona umejishimbia huku.....
Leo vipi, tukutane Mtambuzi Pub au......................? C6 atakuwepo, Bishanga atakuwepo, Yummy atakuwepo, Madame B atakuwepo, charminglady atakuwepo, Paloma atakuwepo, na wengineo wengi tu watakuwepo...

Mtambuzi na mimi ntakuwepo...i hope C6 anapajua hapo nije naye!!!
Ila huyu msukuma mshamba sijui kama atapakumbuka...

 

[Judgement]

Mi kazi ndiyo natafuta, so far wewe kama bepari si unipe hata kuzibua choo kwako?
Sio mbaya wakati nasubiria kwenda kusoma niwe nafanya mazibuzi kwako .

 

[Madame B]

Nishaweka bana, naona umejishimbia huku.....
Leo vipi, tukutane Mtambuzi Pub au......................? C6 atakuwepo, Bishanga atakuwepo, Yummy atakuwepo, Madame B atakuwepo, charminglady atakuwepo, Paloma atakuwepo, na wengineo wengi tu watakuwepo...

Afu kama kawaida yetu,
Tuwekee ila Bia yetu tunayokunywaga na mrija pale kwenye ile meza pale kwenye kona kwenye kigizagiza.
Afu tunatoa na oda kbs ya Mtoto wa Mbuzi.

 

[Michael Amon]

Kumbe ajira zenu ni hizi?
Nyani Ngabu - mchimba makaburi wailesi
ruttashobolwa - hakimu mahakama ya mwanzo kiburugwa
Madam B- paparazi gazeti la kiu
Babu DC- mstaafu afrika mashariki
The Boss - hedimasta tambaza (afazali kidogo huyu).
Mr Rocky -akauntant wa finca
Erickb52 - chalii,kapiga debe stendi moshi
Lizzy - nesi
Mamndenyi - bi mkora in real life,anafuga mapaka mwananyamala
sweetlady - sekeletare wa mzee Slaa
nitonye - mfanyabiashara maarufu
Vin Diesel - mpigaji,patna wa papaa msofe
Asprin - mchoma nyama fyatanga
cacico - mhudumu fyatanga
BADILI TABIA - mhudumu fyatanga
Yummy - mhudumu fyatanga
Kongosho - mwosha vyombo fyatanga,sa ingine anaosha magari na pia mlinzi
AshaDii - bodegadiwa sofia simba
Mtambuzi - karani mahakama ya kisutu
Young Master - yuko intern muhimbili
Bishanga - hedge fund mananger, bank of scotland,new york branch.
.........itaendelea

Ha ha haaaa!!! Bishanga huna lolote...wewe si juzi tu umekuja kuomba unga kwangu ili watoto wakale halafu unakuja kujiita bepari.

 

[TANMO]

Tanmo mshauri nasaha wa Angaza. Napima ukimwi, kama kuna mtu anahitaji huduma yangu ani-PM..

 

[sweetlady]

Halafu wewe nasikia ni efefeyu,mara ya mwisho ulionekana eneo la tukio iringa.

Hahahahaha! Muuaji huyo lol. Bishanga uzi wako almanusura unifukuzishe kazi manake nimecheka mpaka boss kaniangalia

 

[Leak]

Hahahahahaha nagaulila
Mleke mkazi wange ali mulungi muno na yela muno. Amaisho otagamba.

Ta rutashobolwa wagaulila agai,omwana ngu ni kanyalewa nayela pepepepe!

 

[Madame B]

Hahahahahaha nagaulila
Mleke mkazi wange ali mulungi muno na yela muno. Amaisho otagamba.

Tutakutana Chumbani,nilikwambiaje?

 

[Leak]

Sijui ni hospitali hipi hiyo wana pima ukimwi mkuu, sijawai kuiona chini ya jua!

Tanmo mshauri nasaha wa Angaza. Napima ukimwi, kama kuna mtu anahitaji huduma yangu ani-PM..

 

[Leak]

Hahahahaha
akanana mwaaaaaaaaaaah

Tutakutana Chumbani,nilikwambiaje?

 

[Bishanga]

....mwenyewe.
Kama unanisema mimi m-baya, Rutta kanipenda hvo hvo.
Na Rutta ukija hapa kujibu hyo lugha yenu,Ugomvi nauhamishia Chumbani.

Tatizo ndugu yangu una mcheat sana,matokeo yake hukosi visingizio vya nnaumwa kichwa,kha! Pole rutta,ungejua ungeoa bukoba,hawa nyamahanga hawa!

 

[Bishanga]

Ha ha ha ha, nimejipigia naosha magari au nikiwa mlinzi naelekeza watu wapaki magari yao nikiwa na bikini na bra lol
Wateja kibao. . .

Bishanga lazima unifanye sekretati huko skotilandi

'Ukipendakuvaa kimini,na mguu uwe nao'
Source: Asprin

 

[Bishanga]

Kunan humu,humu humu,mimi mkabaji daraja la manzese.

Zub,huogopi kiberiti?

 

[Joeli]

Mtambuzi na mimi ntakuwepo...i hope C6 anapajua hapo nije naye!!!
Ila huyu msukuma mshamba sijui kama atapakumbuka...

yani nimeonekana mi kichwamaji msahaulifu mpaka nisipajue mtambuzi pub mahali pa wajanja