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[Bishanga]

Kumbe ajira zenu ni hizi?
Nyani Ngabu - mchimba makaburi wailesi
ruttashobolwa - hakimu mahakama ya mwanzo kiburugwa
Madam B- paparazi gazeti la kiu
Babu DC- mstaafu afrika mashariki
The Boss - hedimasta tambaza (afazali kidogo huyu).
Mr Rocky -akauntant wa finca
Erickb52 - chalii,kapiga debe stendi moshi
Lizzy - nesi
Mamndenyi - bi mkora in real life,anafuga mapaka mwananyamala
sweetlady - sekeletare wa mzee Slaa
nitonye - mfanyabiashara maarufu
Vin Diesel - mpigaji,patna wa papaa msofe
Asprin - mchoma nyama fyatanga
cacico - mhudumu fyatanga
BADILI TABIA - mhudumu fyatanga
Yummy - mhudumu fyatanga
Kongosho - mwosha vyombo fyatanga,sa ingine anaosha magari na pia mlinzi
AshaDii - bodegadiwa sofia simba
Mtambuzi - karani mahakama ya kisutu
Young Master - yuko intern muhimbili
Bishanga - hedge fund mananger, bank of scotland,new york branch.
.........itaendelea

 

[Madame B]

Kumbe ajira zenu ni hizi?
Nyani Ngabu - mchimba makaburi wailesi
ruttashobolwa - hakimu mahakama ya mwanzo kiburugwa
[MENTION=88388]Madame B- paparazi gazeti la kiu
Babu DC- mstaafu afrika mashariki
The Boss - hedimasta tambaza (afazali kidogo huyu).
Mr Rocky -akauntant wa finca
Erickb52 - chalii,kapiga debe stendi moshi
Lizzy - nesi
Mamndenyi - bi mkora in real life,anafuga mapaka mwananyamala
sweetlady - sekeletare wa mzee Slaa
nitonye - mfanyabiashara maarufu
Vin Diesel - mpigaji,patna wa papaa msofe
Asprin - mchoma nyama fyatanga
cacico - mhudumu fyatanga
BADILI TABIA - mhudumu fyatanga
Yummy - mhudumu fyatanga
Kongosho - mwosha vyombo fyatanga,sa ingine anaosha magari na pia mlinzi
AshaDii - bodegadiwa sofia simba
Mtambuzi - karani mahakama ya kisutu
Young Master - yuko intern muhimbili
[MENTION=11167]Bishanga- hedge fund mananger, bank of scotland,new york branch.
.........itaendelea

Looh!!
Huna hata haya,
Bank gani unayofanya kazi wakati kila siku hueshi kuja ofisini kwetu ili tukuuzishe sura kwenye magazeti.
Afu unasema uko Scotland wakati unaishi Kimanzichana.

 

[Bishanga]

Looh!!
Huna hata haya,
Bank gani unayofanya kazi wakati kila siku hueshi kuja ofisini kwetu ili tukuuzishe sura kwenye magazeti.
Afu unasema uko Scotland wakati unaishi Kimanzichana.

Utasema kila kitu,halafu wema sepetu anakutafuta kwa udi na uvumba,anadai we ndo umevumisha kuwa kamachwa na diamond kisa alifumaniwa na juma necha,yatakushinda!

 

[Arushaone]

Heri mimi hujajua kazi yangu. FYI mimi kazi yangu ni kufagia barabara za Arusha na kuzibua toilets.

 

[Madame B]

Utasema kila kitu,halafu wema sepetu anakutafuta kwa udi na uvumba,anadai we ndo umevumisha kuwa kamachwa na diamond kisa alifumaniwa na juma necha,yatakushinda!

Punguza povu ndipo uongee Bishanga.
Yule hana lolote amesikia nimeshinda U-Miss ndio ananitafuta ili anifundishe jinsi ya kuishi Kistaa.

 

[Baba V]

Ndo hasira au stress za kufilisika? Pole mzee,kama life limekupiga njoo buguruni sokoni tuuze matikiti maji,yanalipa sana

 

[Bishanga]

Ndo hasira au stress za kufilisika? Pole mzee,kama life limekupiga njoo buguruni sokoni tuuze matikiti maji,yanalipa sana

Halafu wewe nasikia ni efefeyu,mara ya mwisho ulionekana eneo la tukio iringa.

 

[Bishanga]

Punguza povu ndipo uongee Bishanga.
Yule hana lolote amesikia nimeshinda U-Miss ndio ananitafuta ili anifundishe jinsi ya kuishi Kistaa.

Taarifa za kiintelijensia zinasema ulitoa hongo ya ngono kwa mamodi waka twist data ndo ukashinda u miss,takakuru wanakusaka.Rutta analijua hili?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mkeo ananipenda. She is head over heels in love with me. Why?

 

[Mentor]

Hahaha...ama kweli kufilisika shida mno!!!

 

[Madame B]

Taarifa za kiintelijensia zinasema ulitoa hongo ya ngono kwa mamodi waka twist data ndo ukashinda u miss,takakuru wanakusaka.Rutta analijua hili?

Bishanga p'se usinivunjie uchumba wangu na Rutta.
Na akiniacha naja kuishi huko,
kwanza,me bado niko Sealed,sasa hyo ngono nimeifanyia upenyo gani?
Narudia tena,usinitie majaribuni.

 

[Nicole]

hahahahh hizo ajira za wahusika nimezipenda, mkuu Bishanga vp hujapata taarifa za kiintelijensia mie nafanya kazi gan?

 

[Bishanga]

Mkeo ananipenda. She is head over heels in love with me. Why?

Labda anapenda harufu ya vumbi,kwi kwi kwi.
Halafu we jana kwa nini umegombana na babuDC? Ntakusemea kwa mama.

 

[Bishanga]

Hahaha...ama kweli kufilisika shida mno!!!

Afilisike nani? Lol
Halafu we Mentor kumbe wewe ndo mwigulu nchemba? Dah!

 

[Bishanga]

Bishanga p'se usinivunjie uchumba wangu na Rutta.
Na akiniacha naja kuishi huko,
kwanza,me bado niko Sealed,sasa hyo ngono nimeifanyia upenyo gani?
Narudia tena,usinitie majaribuni.

Ta rutashobolwa wagaulila agai,omwana ngu ni kanyalewa nayela pepepepe!

 

[Bishanga]

hahahahh hizo ajira za wahusika nimezipenda, mkuu Bishanga vp hujapata taarifa za kiintelijensia mie nafanya kazi gan?

Malizia kwanza masters yako London school of economics ndo tutajua ajira yako.au?

 

[lutayega]

Ambaye hana ajira ani pm nimwajiri kwenye kampuni yangu ya kuzibua vyoo

 

[Madame B]

Ta rutashobolwa wagaulila agai,omwana ngu ni kanyalewa nayela pepepepe!

....mwenyewe.
Kama unanisema mimi m-baya, Rutta kanipenda hvo hvo.
Na Rutta ukija hapa kujibu hyo lugha yenu,Ugomvi nauhamishia Chumbani.

 

[Kongosho]

Ha ha ha ha, nimejipigia naosha magari au nikiwa mlinzi naelekeza watu wapaki magari yao nikiwa na bikini na bra lol
Wateja kibao. . .

Bishanga lazima unifanye sekretati huko skotilandi

 

[zubedayo_mchuzi]

Kunan humu,humu humu,mimi mkabaji daraja la manzese.