A letter to my future lover

[Saint Anne]

haki nilijua tu lazima kuna mwanaume atakuja kusema kitu kama hiki maana ukiongelea swala la mwezini wao ndicho wanachowaza hicho nyambafu zao, sasa na mimi nimeshakuwa Zurri nataka anipe tafsiri ya hiyo sentensi katika kiswahili sanifu

Hata Mimi niliwaza Hili.. nikawa nasubiri tu litimie

 

[Jadda]

Unataka niuwashe Moto eeeh
Kwanza tulishaambiwa hii I'd yetu eti
Hivi yaweza kuwa yako eeh??

Mmhh nani kasema??Hiyo ni yako tu maana wewe ndiye mwenye miaka 23 mimi na miaka yangu 42 wapi na wapi??

 

[Jadda]

Hata Mimi niliwaza Hili.. nikawa nasubiri tu litimie

walimwengu wana fikira mbovu sana aisee

 

[Saint Anne]

Na

Mmhh nani kasema??Hiyo ni yako tu maana wewe ndiye mwenye miaka 23 mimi na miaka yangu 42 wapi na wapi??

Naona ameanza kunibambikizia I'd kisa Nina 23.
Amepaniki tu naye

 

[toughlendon_1]

Precisely my thoughts! Baharia kinda started on a wrong foot. Hahaha!

I am so unlucky, after reading the whole thing, I saw this dudes comment first, I was like, this is how people fail exams right ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, How could he ? If my memory serves me right, the THICK LADY, does not like/will not like the "CHART" thing as she acquainted earlier.

BAHARIA The exchange of text or voice messages in real time, notably by internet is CHAT while CHART is a map. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[toughlendon_1]

Precisely my thoughts! Baharia kinda started on a wrong foot. Hahaha!

If it was that serious, Baharia kashindwa hata kugoogle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, THIS IS A JOKE, si ndio mwongozaji ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[mkuyati og]

weirdo

don't know why they always have to be dumb when thick 🤔. Only 23,, you will come of age, eventually!!

 

[Jadda]

NaNaona ameanza kunibambikizia I'd kisa Nina 23.
Amepaniki tu naye

anipe hilo povu mi nikafulie tu

 

[Saint Anne]

anipe hilo povu mi nikafulie tu

Akija hapa atatoa povu tutafulia Hadi litabaki

 

[Jadda]

Akija hapa atatoa povu tutafulia Hadi litabaki

atajua mwenyewe

 

[Saint Anne]

We malaya tulia,
Umekondeana kama dagaa wa Tanga_nyika ......... Nimekujib wewe kaone kalivo

Ni Zaidi ya dagaa Tanganyika..nipo Kama chelewa.
Vipi unaumia?

 

[ANT DRUGS]

Hahahaa nina sifa zote lkn kwa masharti hayo naona nitakuwa nimeolewa.

 

[hadidurejea]

On height section I'm 172cm, you're 163cm, the difference between heights is my dick size(in inches).

you're welcome.

Baharia katika ubora wake

 

[Jadda]

Ni Zaidi ya dagaa Tanganyika..nipo Kama chelewa.
Vipi unaumia?

Hili jibu la kimataifa aise kama alitegemea utapanic nampa pole mapema kabisaaaaa hivi mbona mimi hamnifundishi majibu kama haya jamani??

 

[Saint Anne]

Hili jibu la kimataifa aise kama alitegemea utapanic nampa pole mapema kabisaaaaa hivi mbona mimi hamnifundishi majibu kama haya jamani??

Usimjibu mpumbavu kwa kadri ya upumbavu wake,usije ukafanana naye.

 

[Saint Anne]

Hili jibu la kimataifa aise kama alitegemea utapanic nampa pole mapema kabisaaaaa hivi mbona mimi hamnifundishi majibu kama haya jamani??

Utajifunza kadri unavyozidi kuomba hekima.

 

[Baba Swalehe]

Huyu alishapataga na mimi natafta

 

[Daby]

Haswaa, kuna mwanaume niliwahi kumuuliza hili swali kwamba kwanini wanaume mnachagua wanawake ila hamtaki wanawake wachague wanaume akanijibu eti siku zote mnunuaji ndiyo anachagua bidhaa bali bidhaa haichagui mnunuaji lakini kutokana na muonekano wake na maisha yake sikumshangaa ila wanaume wa siku hizi hawataki kukubali kwamba dunia imeshabadilika wanalazimisha kuirudisha nyuma ila ndiyo imeshashindikana.

Wewe hutafuti mkuu....? Namaanisha mchumba kuna mchumba wangu ananikimbiza mbio amesema soon ataniacha nataka akiniacha tu nije nikutongoze PM.

 

[Jadda]

Usimjibu mpumbavu kwa kadri ya upumbavu wake,usije ukafanana naye.

Kwa kweli aise

 

[Jadda]

Utajifunza kadri unavyozidi kuomba hekima.

Amen to that