A letter to my future lover

[Saint Anne]

Msukuma mwenye busara ya Hali ya juu

Inaonekana unajua unachokitafuta; na ni haki yako kukitafuta mpaka ukipate. Shida kubwa katika jamii yetu ni kwamba watu wamejivika uhakimu wa kuamria watu wengine waishije. Kumbe kila mtu ana haki kabisa ya kuishi atakavyo na kufanya akipendacho ali mradi tu asivunje sheria. Ndiyo. Umeweka vigezo vingi sana katika huyu mwenzi unayemtafuta lakini ni haki yako. Cha muhimu tu jaribu kumshirikisha Mungu (kama unamwamini). Kwa tunaoamini na wenye exposure kidogo na mambo haya hili ndilo jambo kubwa kabisa katika kutafuta mwenzi wa maisha. Kapate unachokitafuta

 

[Saint Anne]

Sasa unaleta magazeti iyo yote kutafuta bwana ........ Sura limekukomaaa kama kundu la nyani mzee

Hata kwa machungwa mawili siwezi kuwa na jitu kama wewe!!

Mara nyingi mijitu kama wewe mnakuwaga mibaya mishape ni kama mitangawizi halieleweki

Kama huna vigezo tulia..
Ya Nini kumtukana dada wa watu...wenye navyo wataenda.

 

[Jadda]

Lizarazu siku akiandika Kama hivyo..nitafunga 3 kavu

mimi nitaenda mwezini kwa miguu aisee

 

[Saint Anne]

mimi nitaenda mwezini kwa miguu aisee

Yaani siku akifanya hivyo...Kama bahati mbaya nitakuwa sijaona please utanitag.
Najitoa tatu kavu

 

[Jadda]

Kama huna vigezo tulia..
Ya Nini kumtukana dada wa watu...wenye navyo wataenda.

naona hajui kubalance shobo

 

[Saint Anne]

naona hajui kubalance shobo

Wengi wanaopiga kelele humu hawana vigezo.
SI ajabu huyu jamaa hata angetaka kupeleka mahari mill100 dada angemkataa.

Anaanza ooh Mara machungwa mawili Mara sijui Nini,utadhani mada Ni ya machungwa bwana

 

[Jadda]

Yaani siku akifanya hivyo...Kama bahati mbaya nitakuwa sijaona please utanitag.
Najitoa tatu kavu

Usijali nitakutag mimi na wewe tena, sasa sijui ndiyo lini.

 

[Jadda]

Wengi wanaopiga kelele humu hawana vigezo.
SI ajabu huyu jamaa hata angetaka kupeleka mahari mill100 dada angemkataa.

Anaanza ooh Mara machungwa mawili Mara sijui Nini,utadhani mada Ni ya machungwa bwana

halafu naona hajachokozwa kakimbilia matusi sasa angechokozwa sijui ingekuwaje

 

[Saint Anne]

halafu naona hajachokozwa kakimbilia matusi sasa angechokozwa sijui ingekuwaje

Ana kimbelembele tu.
Nani alimuuliza kuhusu machungwa

 

[Saint Anne]

Usijali nitakutag mimi na wewe tena, sasa sijui ndiyo lini.

Ahadi Ni deni.
Na wewe nitakutag ili utimize ahadi ya kutembea kwa mguu Hadi mwezini

 

[Swet-R]

Baharia acha kubweka bweka

Ahahaaaa...!

 

[Jadda]

Ana kimbelembele tu.
Nani alimuuliza kuhusu machungwa

tena dume zima

 

[Jadda]

Ahadi Ni deni.
Na wewe nitakutag ili utimize ahadi ya kutembea kwa mguu Hadi mwezini

mimi nimeandika kwa kujiamini kwa sababu najua hawezi kufanya hivyo kama ambavyo siwezi kuenda mwezini kwa miguu

 

[mark girland]

Yaani siku akifanya hivyo...Kama bahati mbaya nitakuwa sijaona please utanitag.
Najitoa tatu kavu

Huu sasa uchokozi...

 

[Saint Anne]

Hahaha.

Huu sasa uchokozi...

Walahi nitajitoa kushika wingu na kumlingana Bwana

 

[Saint Anne]

Nakuona tu

mimi nimeandika kwa kujiamini kwa sababu najua hawezi kufanya hivyo kama ambavyo siwezi kuenda mwezini kwa miguu

Mimi nimeandika kwa kujiamini Maana tatu kavu si mchezo...unaweza kuzima katikati..
In case akafanya walahi nitaisoma namba

 

[bhututu]

For what?! So much unrealistic specifications of yours.
No wonder at your age too much fantasy.
Intime you will squeze them to none.

 

[Jadda]

Nakuona tuMimi nimeandika kwa kujiamini Maana tatu kavu si mchezo...unaweza kuzima katikati..
In case akafanya walahi nitaisoma namba

acha kabisa

 

[mkuyati og]

Not looking for hookups, thanks.

Fortunately that makes two of us!! Would still hit it though, that's just me. in other news today is Wednesday

 

[Thatdumbgirl]

Fortunately that makes two of us!! Would still hit it though, that's just me. in other news today is Wednesday

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