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Jaguar · Oct 31, 2011

Kabla ya kupanda kilimani kwa ajili ya sala,yesu aliwaambia mitume wake wabebe jiwe moja moja kisha wapande nalo mpaka juu kilimani.Mitume walibeba mawe ya ukubwa mbali mbali isipokuwa Yuda.Yuda alibeba jiwe dogo ukubwa wa punje ya harage.Baada ya maombi,Yesu akayabadili yale mawe kuwa mikate na kila mtume akala mkate unaoendana na ukubwa wa jiwe alilobeba.

Jaguar · Oct 31, 2011

Siku ya pili tena,Yesu akawaambia mitume wake wabebe jiwe moja moja.Mitume wote walifanya walivyoambiwa na wakawahi juu kilimani kwa ajili ya sala.Wakati wakiendelea na sala,Yuda alikuwa busy akihangaika kulipandisha kilimani bonge la jiwe.Hatimae yuda alifika kilimani akiwa na jiwe lake kubwa kajichokea balaa.Baada ya Sala Yesu akawaambia mitume wayatupe yale mawe chini kwani kuna mikate ilishanunuliwa.

Likwanda · Oct 31, 2011

Yuda Kweli hana imani.

2k Genius · Oct 31, 2011

Salute!!

Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume · Oct 31, 2011

Yuda alikuwa funika bovu

Jaguar · Oct 31, 2011

JAY Z;Mchungaji,mbwa wangu kafa,je inawezekana mkamsomea misa ya mazishi hapa kanisani? MCHUNGAJI;Haiwezekani,labda uende kanisa lile kule bondeni. JAY Z;Nina pesa kidogo,unadhani nikiwalipa $1000000 watakubali kumsomea misa?. MCHUNGAJI;Eeer..aam..,kwanini hukusema toka mwanzo mbwa wako ni mkristo tumsomee misa hapa hapa?C'mon mlete inawezekana kabisa.

Raimundo · Oct 31, 2011

Kwa hiyo bifu la Yuda na Yesu ni la kitambo eeh!!

Jaguar · Oct 31, 2011

Kanigini said:
Kwa hiyo bifu la Yuda na Yesu ni la kitambo eeh!!

Yaani Yuda alikuwa money minded zaidi.

Jaguar · Oct 31, 2011

BINTI;Baba nina mimba. BABA;Nitajie ni nani huyo kakujaza mimba nikamcharange mapanga sasa hivi! BINTI;Justin Bieber! BABA;Okay mwanangu usijali,kama ni Justin Bieber basi huna mimba!,kuwa na amani.

Jaguar · Oct 31, 2011

MMAREKANI;Kwetu Marekani tukila mikate,yale mabaki huwa tunaya-pack kisha tunawatumia wa-Jamaica wanakula. MJAMAICA;Kwetu Jamaica,yale mabaki ya kondomu huwa tunatengeneza Big G kisha tunazi-export kwenda Marekani.

MR. DRY · Oct 31, 2011

Huyo ndo escariot ni noma...mjini shule!

mashikolomageni · Oct 31, 2011

Jaguar unatisha!!!!!

Alexism · Oct 31, 2011

No no hapana hapana think outside the box.Kuna kitu kinaitwa Xfiles.Yuda hana ubaya wowote kwenye imani kwani hasingefanya hivyo NENO HASINGETIMIA even Jesus we dc.
Tatizo la kukalili hilo .

Jaguar · Nov 1, 2011

Alexism said:
No no hapana hapana think outside the box.Kuna kitu kinaitwa Xfiles.Yuda hana ubaya wowote kwenye imani kwani hasingefanya hivyo NENO HASINGETIMIA even Jesus we dc.
Tatizo la kukalili hilo .

I'm afraid Yuda is your real name,natania tu mkuu.

Jaguar · Nov 1, 2011

Msanii wa bongofleva aitwae KINYAIYA a.k.a KINYA akijitambulisha kwa mashabiki jukwaani;"Oya ni KINYA hapa,inakuwaje?". MASHABIKI;Pumbavu,utazoa mwenyewe! MSANII;Oya hamjanisoma vizuri wakuu. MASHABIKI;Kwani wewe ni kitabu?hebu tutolee use*ge wako hapa!

Viol · Nov 1, 2011

Dah Judah amekutana na msala ile mbaya

Jaguar · Nov 1, 2011

(MKE);Mume wangu,unajua huyu mzee Juma simuelewi? (MUME);Kwanini my wife? (MKE);Nimemkuta pale njiapanda anamtongoza binti yetu subira. (MUME);Khaa!amechokoza vita,lazima nitembee na mkewe!

mgodi · Nov 1, 2011

kaka Jaguar unatisha kwny hii fani.

Jaguar · Nov 1, 2011

mgodi said:
kaka Jaguar unatisha kwny hii fani.

Together your highness.

ngulinho · Nov 1, 2011

dah! mbona zote kali?

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