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Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?” Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!” Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?” Patrick, “What school?”

hawa mbuzi kwa kweli ni balaa!nimewaona wanakula makaratasi katika shimo la takataka.

Habari wakuu, Kuna uzi uliwahi kuwekwa humu kuulizia mchakato wa kuanza kwa bank ya waalimu, na watu walitoa maoni yao na mpaka leo haieleweki kama itaanza hivi karibuni. Sasa, kuna hili la kuanzishwa kwa Mwanza Community Bank, matangazo yalitolewa (i.p.o) na watu wakanunua hisa, na nafasi za...

kuna kijana amejirusha leo asubuhi kutoka gorofa ya 9 hospitali ya rufaa Bugando, mpaka chini. hakuwa mgonjwa na hajafahamika.

Kuna tetesi kuwa ugonjwa wa ebola umeingia Kigoma. Mkimbizi mmoja inasemekana amefariki.

Mbowe amtia Lowassa Chadema... Mbowe amuingiza Lowassa Chadema.. Mbowe..'haikuwa kazi rahisi kumshawishi na kumtia Lowassa Chadema'.

Jambazi mmoja ameuawa kwa kupigwa risasi na polisi.Tukio limemetokea maeneo ya Nyegezi kuelekea chuo kikuu cha SAUT, Kituo kidogo kwa jina la 'Rose'. Majambazi walikuwa watatu, na walikuwa wakirushiana risasi na polisi, wawili mamekimbia. Wametelekeza gari waliyokuwa nayo aina ya mark II...

Maid: What do you want,sir? Visitor: I want to see your master. Maid : What's your business,please? Visitor: There is a bill..... Maid : Ah! He left yesterday for his village... Visitor: Which i have to pay him... Maid: And returned this morning.

Naomba kufahamu kiswahili cha maneno haya, 1.BILL 2.INVOICE

Naomba maoni yenu wanajamvi. Hivi peni na penseli ni maneno fasaha ya (pen) na (pencil)? Kuna neno Kalamu hutumika kumaanisha hivyo vitu viwili. Peni huwa ni kalamu ya wino na penseli ni kalamu ya mti(sina hakika na ya pili lakini). Msaada tafadhali.

Naomba kujuzwa kiswahili cha neno "JUICE". :high5:

Two Englishmen are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other man covers one of his eyes and says "where?"

1. J.Kikwete sêc school. 2. Pius Msekwa sec school, 3. Kambarage sec school, 4. Ben mkapa sec school, 5. Yusuph makamba sec school, 6. Salma Kikwete sec school, 7. Jose mungai sec school, 8. LowerSIR sec school, 9. Mizengo sec school, 10. St. Anne makinda sec school

While playing in the backyard,Ntonku kills a honeybee.His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says,''No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon,Ntonku's dad catches himtearing the wings off a butterfly."That's it!No butterfly for you for one month!"says his dad. Later...

welkaming myself in,naomba mnipokee kwa moyo mkunjufu wanajamii. Thanks.