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  1. MtuSomeone

    Msaada: Kununua nyumba Tanzania kwa hela zilizo benki iliyo Marekani.

    Hili si suala la kuleta kwenye JF, ni issue ndogo sana! 1. Kama una akaunti yako bongo tuma hela zako kwa international wire transfer, then ukiwa huku unaweza kuchukua...easy 2. Kama huwezi hilo huyo anayeuza kwa cash akupe akaunti yake, tuma fedha kulingana na that day's exchange....hakikisha...
  2. MtuSomeone

    Keep the motor running but, you better Change OIL!

    A man 80 years of age married a young lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man: ‘At your age, how do you do that?’ The man answered: ‘You just have to keep the motor running’. Another year passes, and the man carries her back...
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    Rich widow looking for man to share life and fortune

    A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this: RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS: 1) WON'T BEAT ME UP 2) WON'T RUN AWAY 3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED For several...
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    Show rooms za magari Dar

    Guys, mimi naona imefika wakati serikali iweke utaratibu kutenga eneo maalum kuwa "soko" la magari yaliyotumika kama ilivyo Dubai.....sehemu moja au mbili zinatengwa, zenye eneo kubwa sana, kila anayetaka kuuza magari yake anaenda huko anapewa eneo (plot)!! Hii inasaidia sasa kuboresha mazingira...
  5. MtuSomeone

    OUT - Nafasi ya kazi

    OUT hawana sera, wafanyakazi wanazeeka tu, wachache wananeemeka! wajanja wote wanakimbialia Rwanda na Comesa
  6. MtuSomeone

    Mazishi ya kifahari ndani ya tanzania

    propaganda tu za "mwanajeshi" wa huyo marehemu! hiyo casket kwenye picha naona wamedownload somewhere...kwenye link waliyoweka pia hakuna picha!! the only interesting story kwangu ni kuwa hawa jamaa wana vyeo vya kijeshi!! lol
  7. MtuSomeone

    Madee amekufuru!

    kama kawaida; hawa vijana wanaovaa suruali zipo chini ya ****** na hereni kama mashoga halafu wanajiita wasanii wa bongo fleva asilimia kubwa huwa hawafikirii kabla ya kutunga nyimbo zao! Huo wimbo umelengwa kwa jamii, lazima ajue Tanzania ni nchi ya wakristo wengi, na zaidi wimbo wake...
  8. MtuSomeone

    New employee

    Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that be?" "Way! She's the latest...
  9. MtuSomeone

    Tamko la Wapiganaji CCM Feb 10, 2010

    Joto la Uchaguzi 2010 tayari limepamba moto. Vyama vya upinzani na chama tawala vyote vimeanza kampeni za hapa na pale kila mmoja kutaka kujiwekea mazingira y aushindi! Kuna kila dalili kwamba Chama Cha Mapinduzi sasa kipo kwenye wakati mgumu hasa ukizingatia suala zima la Rushwa na Skendo za...
  10. MtuSomeone

    Car for sale

    Amoeba your emphasis on mileage hasn't gone unnoticed! Siuzii njaa; it is my car na najua ubora wake!
  11. MtuSomeone

    Tangazo Maalum: Mradi wa Kazi Majuu!

    Kuchokonoa masharubu ya Simba?? Wee haya weee!!
  12. MtuSomeone

    Tangazo Maalum: Mradi wa Kazi Majuu!

    Wanamatumbi wenzangu wa JF. Haileti maana kuambiwa kuna kazi za kusaidiwa (tena kwa walalahoi) halafu utoe $300 kam aada!!! Hapa sioni msaada. Kwa kuwatahadharisha tafadhali kuweni makini, kuna wajanja wengi wanaibia watu kwa "miradi" ya namna hii, kwa maelezo yoote yaliyotolewa hapa...
  13. MtuSomeone

    Car for sale

    Toyota Caldina, G-Twister 2000cc, 1998 model few km above 140,000. Price is 6,500,000=. For details please drop me an email.
  14. MtuSomeone

    Barclays TZ...The hopeless,nimewanyooshea mikono!

    Mtoa mada nadhani umesahau kuwa unapofungua account "Taratibu na Masharti huzingatiwa"...hapa wanamaanisha taratibu na masharti ya kibenki!! Nakushangaa kwa nini unatoa kitu kidogo ili kufungua account, kama umekamiisha kila kitu, ninao uhakika, umetoa documents zinazotakiwa, umepata wadhamini...
  15. MtuSomeone

    Lawyer joke: 10 husbands still virgin

    10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband...
  16. MtuSomeone

    Elimu kuhusu Kifafa cha Mimba: Fahamu Chanzo, Dalili, Tiba na Tahadhari

    To JF Doctor! Mke wangu yupo wiki ya 32 na amekuwa diagnosed kuwa na kifafa cha mimba, amebeba mapacha. Naomba ushauri na maoni ya kitaalamu kumsaidia yeye na watoto. Asante
  17. MtuSomeone

    My-Ex

    listen to your heart, go get her...NOW!!
  18. MtuSomeone

    Mnyakyusa wa Kwanza London(utani)

    Kaka naomba utuombe radhi!!!
  19. MtuSomeone

    Questions and answers

    Question: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Answer: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again. Question: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb ? Answer: None. The invisible hand does it. Question: How many economists...
  20. MtuSomeone

    Quiz - Utawatambuaje Adam na Hawa?

    watakuwa na nyege sana!!
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