A letter has been sent from a husband :
Dear Sweetheart :
I cant send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.
Your Loving Husband.
His wife...
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."...
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and...
Preacher said:
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it
and throw it into theriver".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd
take
it and...
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are...
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in...
You may be a Taliban if .....
1. You refine Heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes...
John was in front of Jeremy coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed John by the hand and pulled him aside:
The Pastor...
1. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information
Fighting Every time'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
2. Importance of...
An old Arabian man who lives in central USA wants to dig around the earth so he can plant tomatoes. However, he is too old to do so, so he e-mails his son, who studies in Paris.
Dear Son...
Why, Why, Why,
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
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Why do...
Marekani wamegundua mashine ya kukamata wezi
Ndani ya dakika 30[nusu saa]ilinasa wezi 500 huko USA
Huko kwa mzee[MADIBA] Mandela south Afrika ndani ya dakika 20 ilinasa wezi laki 2[200,000]...
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho...
There is a teacher speaking in front of a group of boy college freshmen about the college rules. The teacher starts talking about the dorm rooms. "If you get caught in a girls dorm room after nine...
A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable...
An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot...
What do you do if your woman starts to smoke? you will never guess,slow down and use a lubricant.
What word starts with F and ends with K that means alot of heat and excitement? Firetruck...
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
Ducks...