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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masanilo, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

    "OK, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison."

    And then they made love for the first time.

    Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

    Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

    Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

    After the second time, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

    The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

    Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner has escaped again."

    Limply turning his head, he yells at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, okay!"
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    that is well thought!! thanks.
  3. Next Level

    Next Level JF-Expert Member

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    She should have people who normally give their ''prisoners'' life mwenyewe angeomba kumwachia mfungwa, jinsi ambavyo angempa mamboz!
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh!
  5. Bazazi

    Bazazi JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo mweshimiwa ni mchovu tu, kwetu wengine mbona angemfukuza mfugwa kwani gwaride lake si mchezo.

    Teh teh teh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!