Mwafrica mmoja mwanaume, alialikwa kwenye sherehe na wazungu huko ulaya,
sasa akaamua asivae nguo aende uchi, alipofika wazungu wote wakamzunguka wakamwambia suti yako nzuri ,
Lakini mbona hiyo...
SOME FACTS FROM GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
1. Highest walk on air balloon.
Mike Howard (Mike Howard) from Britain walked the beam that can extend between two...
DUTY: if done with a wife
ART: if done with a lover
EDUCATION: if done with a virgin
SCIENCE: if done with a fertile woman
BUSINESS TRANSACTION: if done with a prostitute
SOCIAL WORK: if done...
A young man shopping in a supermarket
noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore, she kept staring at him...
A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him.
"Hmmmm," he wonders, "How am I gonna get more dough?" Then...
A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico.
"Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water...
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$ perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the...
Germans are the world's worst lovers, according to a poll of 10,000 travellers.
They are branded selfish in bed while second placed Swedes are too quick.
Third are the "too rough" Dutch ...
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your...
Mzee mmoja wa Kichaga ambaye alikuwa mkali
sana kwa binti yake anaamka asubuhi na kutaarifiwa
kwamba binti yake ana mimba!
Mzee wa Kichaga:
"Aisee we Manka,
nakwenda kazini,
nikirudi...
Monday, June 08, 2009 3:50 AM
Mwanaume mmoja mkware nchini Uturuki aliumbuka vibaya baada ya kugundua kuwa mwanamke aliyemfungia safari kwenda kukutana naye baada ya...
A Mzungu was touring Kenya with his wife and daughter, and he was rather proud for he thought he had mastered the local language, Swahili. They got thirsty and flocked to one of the pubs for a...
Mgonjwa mmoja mahututi alikuwa hawezi kuongea na kuwekewa oxgen. Akawa anaombewa na Mchungaji. Akiwa anaombewa, yule mgonjwa akachukua kalamu na karatasi, akaandika na akampa yule Mchungaji...
Jamaa na mkewe walikuwa wakitokea shamba. Wakiwa njiani waliona uyoga pori, wakaamua kuung'oa na kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda kupika na kuula. Lakini kabla ya kufika nyumbani, wakahofu...