Kuna msela 1 aikuwa geto anavuta Bangi, mara baada ya bangi kumkolea ghafla Akamuona mtu kamsimamia mbele yake. Kwa hofu Msela akauliza;
Msela: Nani wewe?
Akajibiwa mimi ni Malaika mtowa Roho...
nauliza maana kuna mabingwa wa kuvisuka hivi vitu hadi unabakia kucheka na kushikilia mbavu. pia nadhani wazungu ndio wanaongoza kwa kubuni vichekesho. yawezekana hii ni taaluma kabisa huko kwao...
What a woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
Don't do laundry right now!
What a man...
Jose walked into class every morning with a black eye.
After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.
Jose's answer was: "Our house is very small miss.
Me, my mother and my...
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said...
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. You are a disrespectful pig! she cried.
How dare you do...
Boy 'dad what are the meaning of theory and potential'?
Dad 'ask you mom and sister if they would sleep with a man for 1m'
Boy 'they said they would'.
Dad 'in theory we are living with...
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is yr captain MAFURU. On behalf of Air Tanzania Ltd, Im welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air Tanzania Boeing 767.
We...
Gopal goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes,"...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would...
A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning the husband wakes up, showers, dresses and makes his way to...
why do people especially foreigners assume anybody speaking good English is not a Tanzanian? i have come accross this several times,how many of you here have also been asked this odd question?
This story tell us not to be 'too kind' to our
bosses.......
Here it goes:
There's this Jaga Singh who was working for a multi-millionaire
as a house guard. One day, while the millionaire was...
Missing Husband
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband...!
Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or...
A farmer named Masawe was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Kilimanjaro when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a...