Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom, from under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
So, she reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the...
Hivi hii Miayo ambayo tunapiga hadi michozi inatutoka chanzo chake nini hasa?? Na kwa nini michozi itutiririke kama tumefiwa au tuna furaha wakati sivyo??
Utamkuta mtu anagobana na mwenzake ua anasimulia habari za mgomvi
wake utasikia akisema mie sio mswahili aniachie mambo yake ya mazese ya huko
uswahilini ukimtazama huyo anaetoa maneno hayo...
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur
Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company
Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of...
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
dont discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes &
gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr &...
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Jolly Club For His Birthday ..
At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with...
Cku 1 Papa Benedict XVI alikuwa anataka kwenda shopping akamwita dereva wake na kumwambia leo ntaendesha mimi wwe utakaa pemben....Walipokuwa barabarani traffic akawasimamisha na alipoona Papa ndo...
Tulianza vizuri baada ya msiba wa dada yetu ila siku hizi mko kimyaaaaaa!! japo uzuri wa kule baadhi yetu tunatumia real names! mpo wapi wadau wa JF chitchat skype?
Kuna mtu kanikera kweli na nimemsaka kote nimemkosa sasa i know kwa hapa ujumbe utamfikia.
Ulipendwa ukaringa,ukanianza upya baada ya kukutupulia mbali. Okay sasa baada ya kuona nimemove on ni...
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two...
nakumbukaaa kipindi hichoo niko skull mojaaa ya boarding ikoo mwagaa juu[usangi}wanaiita shigapound[shinga tiriiiiiii],kulikuwaa kunabaridi sanaa asee...kimbembee ni kuogaa sasaaa,wazee tulikuwa...
Wenzetu wa Tosa na Mkwawa wamekumbukana,furaha iliyoje!vp wa Mazengo tupo?au niko peke yangu?namkumbuka Tembo,Mgohamwende,Mgalula,Unyama unyama,Malima,Mushumbuzi(alikuwa hatumii bakora,ye makofi...
hivi nyie wauza koni ndo makusudi au. mkiona hakuna wateja mnakuja nyumba za watu alafu mnawaita watoto ili wakiona vitu vyenu waanze kulia ili wapate kununuliwa na wazazi wao achane hizo bana...
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a...
Daktari mmoja wa hospitali fulani huku mkoani alimpokea mgonjwa akiwa na matatizo ya kuvimba bush..then dokta akataja cost za kumfanyia sugery mean upasuaji na apointment ya siku mgonjwa kuja...