Baada ya kumpora mtangazaji maarufu wa E tv ya africa kusini Janet Mbugua nayo BBC chali baada ya senior producer na presenter wa Focus on Africa bi Uduak Amimo kuhamia citizen tv. Uduak...
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No...
Baada ya kuwafagilia na kumponda klorokwini last time, hii ni zamu ya wadada.
Ni m(wa)dada)/m(wa)mama gani hapa JF kutokana na namna wanavyochangia mambo, interect na watu wengine, mbwembwe zao...
Nazitamani chapati. . .chapati za kusukumwa wala so za mayai. . .
Za kupika mwenyewe. . .wala so za jirani hata kama zimepikiwa chai. .
Bwana akishaenda shamba. . nami nifunge kibwebwe. ...
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Jiandae kesho tuna safari ya kikazi.
[SECRETARY TO HUSBAND]
Mume wangu kesho nitasafiri na boss kikazi
[HUSBAND TO GIRLFRIEND]
kesho wife wangu anasafiri,kuwa huru...
Uso una misuli midogomidogo mingapi?
TIP: Yule babu wa Airtel anayemfanyia mjukuu wake "mbhmbhmbhmbhmbh..." kwenye mtandao wa 3.75G ana jibu sahihi.
Remember, NO CHEATING!
Babu wa kihuni alienda kituo cha afya kupima malaria na kichocho,nesi alimchoma sindano kidoleni kutoa damu ya kupima,damu haikutoka babu kamwambia nesi huwa nanyonywa ndo damu inatoka,unesi ni...
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply Can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a...
Kuna wachungaji watatu..siku moja waliamua..kwenda mapumzikoni..
wakiwa mapumzikoni...wakamua kwenda fishing..wakiwa huko..Mchungaji mmoja..akawambia wenzake.."jamani pamoja na kupreach...
Jamaa kaingia Bar;
Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Jamaa...
Jamaa anapiga simu ofisi ya Makumbusho ya Taifa: "Haloo, hapo ni Makumbusho ya Taifa?" OFISI: "Ndio, tukusaidie nini?" JAMAA: "Ok, naomba mnikumbushe mwaka juzi saa yangu niliipoteza wapi?"...
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Kazi zingetajwa kwa majina haya wengine tungezifanya tu hebu fikiria;
1. Shamba Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
2. Haus gelo - Domestic Operations...
kiongozi wa nchi moja, alitembelea uingereza. katika maongezi na malkia alimuuliza siri ya mafanikio ya nchi yake. Naye malkia akamwambia kuwa hupima busara za wasaidizi wake, kabla ya kuwateua au...
Nimethibitisha kabila la kimasai linaongoza kwa kuchapia lugha ya kiswahiri na mifano ya maneno wanayochapia nakupa kama unabisha nipe mifano ya maneno ya kiswahiri yanayochapiwa na kabila...