Hivi jamani unaweza oa mwanamke aalfu ukawa mabli nae alafu kukawa na usalam,(asichakachue)
Kwa mfano Unarudi nyumbani kila baaada ya siku 90 -180 na ukirudi nyumbani unakaa siku 4 tu, alfu...
Luv is a gamble, Sex is a game
Boys do the ****ing, girls get the blame
One nute of pleasure, nine months of pain
One dy in hospital, n junior needs a name
1.the averaga man's orgasm lasts for six seconds,the average girl's orgasm lasts for 23 seconds
2.women are the most horny between the age of 27 & 45
3.study showed fat men lasts longer in...
Je wewe unawasmake, Ipo sana hii campaign inafanana na ile ya miaka minne nyuma ya Obama, Wanaitumia kule kenya ........ !
Natafuta girl anayewasmake na mimi...........!
Nahisi Muda ya kuanzisha familia umewadia. Alhamdulillah nashkuru mwenyezi mungu kwa kunipa pumzi hadi muda huu. Mungu Ni Mwema. Allah Is Gr8!
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A dietician was once addressing a large
audience.
"The material we put into our stomachs
is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago. Red meat is
awful. Vegetables can be...
Aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltter be in the rghit pclae...
Mwizi acha atoe mpya mahakamani baada yakusomewa mashtaka yake yanayomkabili kuhusu wizi wa "SIMU" basi akapewa nafac ya kujitetea na mambo yakawa hivi;
MTUHUMIWA; mm nilikua napita zangu sina...
Ulishawahi kuhesabu ni matonge mangapi yanakufanya ushibe?. kama umepiga pasi ndefu halafu ukapata ugali utapiga matonge mangapi ya nguvu?. mimi huwa napiga matonge 18. hakuna baunsa wa njaa hii...
wakuu i wanna knw if u had or are having an affair whether married,engaged or just the normal relationship. I hope u wudnt mind telling hw the affair went for ya..Did u get caught?or did u just...
Hivi hii Diwali ni kila mwezi....? tuwe tunataarifiwa basi.....khaaa!....we Boflo hebu nipe ratiba Diwali ni lini na lini....roho yangu isije kuacha mwili....najua unaishi uhindini.....
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 35 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little...
Hey guys, just thought I'd compile a list of my top 20 evergreen love songs, 20 might be much, but they're just that many.
I'll never tire of them, they'll be there to offer comfort, to sing...
Wenye uwezo najua wikiendi inawakoma huko town, i wish i was in town. Kazi zingine ahaah................... hapa niko job, kesho pia dah ...............