A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired.
When her friend asked her what happened??
She replied- when this 70year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50years...
Mwanadada mmoja mrembo
alienda mjini kufanya
shopping,akapita mahali flani
akaona muuzaji mmoja anauza
kasuku elfu 25....akaamua kuulizia:
Dem:"Mambo."
Muuzaji:"Poa sista...nikusaidie...
She know how to present her threads and makes a reader enjoy reading the post, i have been a guest for sumtym till recent nimekuwa member and the truth is that when i read her threads,they make JF...
Wana jf nauliza,mtu anapokaa kwenye kiti,na kupandanisha miguu yake,mara nyingi watu husema jamaa kakunja nne,ila wanasahu sifuri aliyoikalia na kufanya iwe arobaini.akikunja mwanamama ni...
Mi nayapenda saaana haya:
1)Morocco Posta 150, twende! Konda, konda, konda, . . . !
2)Tangazo la zamani Clouds FM kipindi cha bambataaa
3)Ubungo Kariakoo la mzee Majuto!
Lipi lilikuvutia...
Salamu zenu wakuu,
husika na kichwa cha Thread hapo juu,
Huyu member bana amekuja siku sio nyingi ila ukweli ni kwamba kila nilipokua napita navutika kwake.
Duuh for the first time...
Unaenda nyumbani kwa mpenzi wako kutembea,na kwa mmomonyoko wa maadili wa siku hizi unalala hukohuko japo hata ndoa hujaambiwa ipo au haipo,sio neno...Unaondoka asubuhi unaacha Khanga...next...
Baaada ya kuruka ruka na kupiga sarakasi zangu za kutosha, kesho ni siku ambayo nauacha rasmi ukapera na kuanza kuitwa rasmi mume wa mtu.
I wish niwakaribishe woote lakini kwa wale wachache...
kuna mistari stereo anaimba
'najua dada yako hapendi rap kabisa,nami kuicha ni sawa na kuas kanisa" NAOMBA MWENYE KUJUA JINA LA WIMBO WENYE MISTARI HII ANISAIDIE JINA LAKE. asanteni
Nataka kujua nyimbo ya kwanza ya dazbaba imetoka mwaka gani???? Na kati ya ngware na daz baba nani wa kwanza kurelease nyimbo na ilikuwa mwaka gani na albumu ya kwanza ya mangware ilitoka mwaka...
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked, Now Maria, why do you think you should have a pay...
Hebu soma haya maneno ya kiswahili yanavyoandikwa ni tofauti na yanavyotamkwa halafu tunaona poa tu...kwa mfano:
NJE......eti tunatamka NNJE!!
MBWA..........MMBWA
Hebu nipe mengine.......
Asie na Mwana Aeleke Jiwe.....!!!!!
Na Asie Na Kofia Aeleke Pembe.....!!!!!!
HABARI ZENYU BHANAA......!!!!!!!
NARUDIA TENA HABARI ZENYU BHANAAA........!!!!
Mlio Pair Usiku huu Hongereni...na Mlio...
Kuna jamaa mmoja walihama na
kwenda kuishi
Uswahilini ,alimchoka Paka wa
Mkewe na kufikia Hatua ya
kumchukiaa , Alimaua kumbeba
ktk gari yake nakumpeleka
nyumba Kama 50 kutoka Hapo...
Nani amewahi kuamka asubuhi na kukuta mtu anamfuatilia utafikiri ameua kwao?
Watu wengine bwana!!
Yaani unakuta mtu mzima na ndevu zake anafuatilia weeee maisha ya mwanaume mwenzie au mwanamke...