Hii ni kwa saudari.. Bujibuji.. Safari_ni_Safari.. manoah..
Niko kwenye basi la Shambalai naelekea Lushoto.. Ninaomba mumuangalie shemeji yenu Paloma na kuhakikisha hapati shida kipndi...
Mimi member mgeni kabisa nimeamua kujiunga na JF kwa sababu mbali mbali lengo ni kupata Habari na faraja kutoka kwa members wengine tafadhali ushilikiano wenu dhidi yangu unahitajika
Kwa niaba ya .............. ninasikitika kuwapa taarifa ya msiba wa mtoto wa Mjeda wa Leo Tupo Hapa Pub na Mtambuzi, aliyefariki leo alfajiri hospitalini alipolazwa kwa matibabu, kwa kuugua muda...
During an exam .. saudari was found under the
table, and the teacher.. Shouted
Saudari what are you doing under the
table? Saudari replied; sir! Question 2
said "study the table below and
answer...
Asiye jua kufa,achungulie kaburi;ndivyo wahenga walituasa!
BAN isikieni redioni tu,ila usiombe yakukute!
Baada ya takribani siku 17 za kusota jela,hatimaye nimefunguliwa{Kwa hisani ya MODS,Lol!}...
A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to left except Akpos.
The pastor was amused and asked, "How come your wife can't...
Chizi mmoja kapelekwa hospitali.
Dr:Una tatizo gani?
Chizi: Nikilala hua naota nyani wanacheza mpira.
Dr:Itabidi nikupe dawa ili usiote tena.
Chizi:Labda unipe kesho maana leo ndio wanacheza...
mama mmoja wa kihaya alidu na msukuma msukuma akawa hajui kupiga katelelo akaingia moja kwa moja kamailivyo kawaidayetu manguvu kwa sana, mhaya akashitukia mzeekipara amesha zama mhaya akaluka...
Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi kwenye ZOO. Akaambiwa nafasi ya kazi ipo ila hakuna sokwe" hivyo utajifanya sokwe na tutakupa ngozi ya sokwe utavaa" Jamaa siku ya kwanza akavaa, walipokuja...
Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi kwenye ZOO.
Akaambiwa nafasi ya kazi ipo ila hakuna sokwe.
"Hivyo utajifanya Sokwe na tutakupa ngozi utavaa"
Jamaa siku ya kwanza akavaa,
walipokuja Watalii mambo...
David beckamp kipindi hicho akiwa mchezaji wa man u aliingia supermaket moja huko london na akaamuru milango yote ifungwe na watu waliopo ndani wachague vitu beckmp atawalipia na waliopo nje...