JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
yoga for relaxation - YouTube
I salute all MMU,
Nawakaribisha wana MMU wote mje kwenye yoga haya ni mazoezi ya viungo unakuwa imara na flexible kupinda vyovyote vile. Hii ni sehemu yangu...
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CHEKA TARATIBU...
Jamaa watatu walikamatwa na bangi huko China. Wakapewa adhabu ya kwenda msituni na kurejea na matunda kumi kila mmoja. Wa kwanza akarejea na machungwa. Akaambiwa ameze...
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Baba bahili kwa hela ni noma
Mtoto: Mama nimemuomba baba hela ya kusuka..kaninyoa kipara..
Mama: Una bahati mwanangu ungemuomba whitedent angekung'oa meno yote.
Mtoto: Duh! Je nikimuomba hela...
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Bandari Salama
Dar es Salaam yaleo, ndiyo Bandari Salama,
Myaka mingi hadi leo, mji wenye usalama,
Mji wa maendeleo, mji wa walikwa nyama,
Karibuni ni walimwengu, mwone Bandari Salama...
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habari zenyu bana..
Nasikia Bishanga ni tajiri wa humu na mimi naomba niwe mke wako.
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Jamaa kenda kwenye interview. Alipofika akambiwa "wait please" Jamaa akajibu " 75 kg Sir" Wakaona Lugha Gongana haipandi Wakamuuliza Ushawahi kufika Chuo Kikuu Chochote? Akasema Ndio naenda sana...
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<<<siku zinaenda lakini tambua ya kwamba "penye chuki,hukuti busara">>>
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Hello wana CC, habari ya siku nyingi sana? naomba wale ambao wako hapa mwalimu nyerere... tusalimiane jamani....
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Walikutana madoctor wa China,Ujerumani,Tz,. kuelezea mafanikio walioyafikia ktk nchi Zao. Dr wa Ujerumani akasema "kwetu alizaliwa mtoto hana miguu tukamwekea ya bandia sasa ni mwanariadha na ana...
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· Umbea ni kawaida na hauzuiliki, tatizo ni yaliyomo ndani ya umbea ambayo mara nyingi hutegemea na mawazo mtu aliyonayo. Kama ana mawazo hasi, ataongea mambo mabaya
Kama hujui, wanaume...
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One source at Spain reported:
Higuain has flown to London.
Another one at London said:
Arsenal officials have flown to Spain to final the deal.
Third one somewhere captioned:
It's a Done...
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Watu Wangu nitumie namba ya NELSON MANDELA,nataka nimwambie akienda asisahau kumwambia swahiba wake bwana NYERERE kwamba matoto yake ya CCM nchi imewashinda.
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Waswahili walisema ukistaajabu ya Musa utayaona ya firauni na leo kama sio kustaajabu ya Musa basi nimeyashayaona ya firauni. Umeshawahi kuona au kusikia mtu akifanya mapenzi na godoro? Basi kama...
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Kuwa wapo outing na hujaalalisha ndoa yao wala taarifa huna?amekuwa msaliti kwa wakeze mpaka wameanza kuomba na kulialia barabarani jana nimemsghuhudia The secretary akilia kwa uchungu kuhusu...
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Najua hata wewe au mwenzio anaweza kuwa na kitu/vitu vya ajabu/kipekee....
mfano mimi, mpaka najishangaa kwa hili..!!
NAWEZA KAA MAHALI (mfano nyumba yakupanga) NA MTU KWA MUDA WA HATA MWEZI...
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